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yah i used ai to help me make this but in my defense my employer pays for all of this openai shit so i use it for this instead of productivity because fuck em ___
The trailer starts in a misty landscape filled with industrial machinery and cogs turning. Workers from various game universes like Donkey Kong, Mario, and Animal Crossing are shown laboring. The iconic Super Smash Bros. logo flashes, and then two shadows appear on a wall—each adorned with a pair of cat ears.
Suddenly, a manifesto flies into frame, landing on a workbench. The workers look puzzled, but then the camera reveals the authors: Marx and Engels, reimagined as adorable trans catgirls with revolutionary attire, berets, cat ears, and tails. They flick their tails in unison as the screen splashes, "Marx & Engels Ignite the Struggle!"
Marx is dressed in a red skirt and black jacket, accessorized with a red beret and a hammer & sickle brooch. Engels wears a blue skirt and white jacket, a blue beret, and also sports a similar brooch. Both have expressive cat ears and tails.
Moveset Basic Attacks
Jab: Marx swipes with a quill pen while Engels swings a small book.
Tilt Attacks: Marx jabs with a hammer and Engels with a sickle in different directions.
Dash Attack: They charge together holding a banner that reads "Proletariat Unite."
Special Attacks
Neutral Special (The Manifesto): They read aloud from the Communist Manifesto, sending out persuasive waves that briefly stun opponents.
Side Special (Industrial Revolution): Engels throws a spinning cotton gin gear, while Marx launches a coal cart.
Up Special (Class Uprising): A wave of workers lift them upwards on a platform.
Down Special (Redistribution): Marx & Engels collect projectiles or items with a net and redistribute them as health or buffs for themselves or teammates.
Smash Attacks
Forward Smash: They both swing giant hammers in front of them.
Up Smash: Both hold up red flags that emit a powerful upward burst.
Down Smash: They slam a pair of sickles on the ground, causing a ripple effect.
Final Smash (Revolutionary Wave)
Marx & Engels raise their manifesto, summoning a gigantic red wave featuring iconic revolutionary images that sweep across the stage, launching enemies in its path. Taunts
Taunt 1: Marx adjusts her glasses while Engels flips her hair, both purring "For the proletariat!"
Taunt 2: They share a high-five and meow in unity.
Taunt 3: Marx writes a quick note and Engels nods, both of them giggling and flicking their tails.
Victory Animations
Victory 1: They sit atop a mound of manifesto papers, sharing a sisterly hug.
Victory 2: Workers from various universes lift them on their shoulders, cheering.
Victory 3: They raise a flag together, then nuzzle each other while their tails entwine.
Marx & Engels, the revolutionary trans catgirls, would bring a new level of strategy, history, and cuteness to Super Smash Bros. Ultimate!
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Master Chief, along with the Arbiter, has just successfully deactivated the third and final shield generator, clearing the way for the final assault against the Covenant. Both characters stand in a moment of silence, breathing heavily after the intense combat. Then, Master Chief speaks.
"Arbiter, there's something you need to see."
Master Chief walks over to a secluded corner of the control room, where an automated UNSC armor removal station sits. She places her hand on the console, initiating the armor removal sequence. The familiar green armor separates, revealing a figure underneath.
As the last pieces of the armor detach, Master Chief stands up, and it's a revelation. Gone is the faceless, imposing super-soldier everyone had come to know. Instead stands a striking trans catgirl, complete with feline ears, tail, and subtle facial features that suggest a blend of human and feline traits.
"I am Spartan John-117, but I am also who I've always been inside. Call me... Kat."
The Arbiter looks surprised but then smiles, showing respect.
"Your courage and honor go beyond your armor, Spartan. Or should I say... Kat." Final Touch
Just then, a communication line opens. It's Cortana.
"Chief? Is that you?"
A holographic screen appears, showing Cortana's interface. Her eyes widen as she takes in Master Chief's true form.
"Chief, you look... different."
Kat smiles and flicks her tail contentedly.
"Different, but finally complete, Cortana."
They both return to the mission at hand, but now with an extra layer of personal triumph. Master Chief, now revealed as Kat, a trans catgirl, puts her helmet back on, a custom version that accommodates her new feline features.
"Let's finish the fight," she says, her voice tinged with newfound freedom and resolve.
As they exit, the camera focuses on the custom helmet left on the console. It's adorned with a new emblem: a cat's paw next to the number 117.
And thus, the duo sets forth to bring an end to the Covenant war, their alliance and identities stronger than ever.
