when you're so woke that you become a pedophile

  • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    This is neoliberal sex-ed. PornTube Kids will take over all sex ed from the government as public schools are replaced with charters.

    • Rem [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      This is neoliberal sex-ed

      Embarrassing, I didn't even think about this angle but you're so right. It's a marketized sex ed, since we've precluded the very idea that the state could do it. Neoliberal realism.

    • cilantrofellow [any]
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      3 years ago

      Growing up on the early internet I remember there were a few websites for teens to learn about masturbation etc. That was before corporations took over everything I can’t imagine how that would work now.

      • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Initial IPO in 2028 gives them a cap of $26.5 Billion. Over the next 4 years the company grows and develops into the 4th largest tech corp behind only Google, Amazon, and Facebook. Investors keep flooding in, but no one really notices any changes on the site. They said " big things are coming".

        5 more years pass and people begin to notice that their kids are acting odd. They aren't full of the revolutionary zeal that they had in their youth. Everyone under 20 who was raised on the PornTube Kids algorithm is noticably more complacent.

        It's 2040, the largest corporation in the world is PornTube Kids most other corporations are gone. They've been repurposed to satiate the needs of the PTK generation. It's impossible to keep up with their demand.

        It's 2052, the earth is a barren wasteland. Every last resource has been extracted to produce for the PTK generation. The whole earth has been turned into Bunny Cop porn. This is the end of history.