when you're so woke that you become a pedophile

      • goldsound [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        The sex ed scene from Mean Girls is still the most accurate representation I've ever seen

            • Pezevenk [he/him]
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              4 years ago

              This answered no questions but opened up like 10 new ones, what the fuck was up with your school exactly? What exactly does sex ed via minstrel show mean? Why did he assault the student? How did he become a far right politician? Who was it with? Was the anti drug education part of the sex ed minstrel show or was there a separate minstrel show for anti drugs education? Why was everyone angry about muslims? Where was this?

        • Nintendude31 [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          Actually, I’m an olive skinned Jewish guy with kind of a preppy pretty blonde white girlfriends actually. I love how mad this makes Nazis, it’s always good for baiting chuds

            • Nintendude31 [he/him]
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              4 years ago

              Haven’t seen you around the boards before. You need to back the fuck off

                • QuillQuote [they/them]
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                  4 years ago

                  that doesn't give anyone who posts here any extra leeway for fucking with fellow comrades just so we're all clear

                  not saying that's what you did here, just whenever I see someone say that I feel compelled

                    • QuillQuote [they/them]
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                      4 years ago

                      I’ll take your word for it I suppose, haven’t been online much this morning yet

                  • Koa_lala [he/him]
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                    4 years ago

                    I think you ironically have the wrong person in this one. They (nintendude) literally dmed me a vocaroo with "FUCK OFF" lmao

                    • QuillQuote [they/them]
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                      4 years ago

                      Totally fine then, I just don’t like “I’m an original chapo” being the reasoning is all

    • 420sixtynine [any,comrade/them]
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      4 years ago

      ugh I live in Washington right and would have received zero sex ed from the school system. Last year, Senate Bill 5395 was on the ballot and a bunch of people were up in arms about it because of misinformation campaigns saying that they were gonna show gay porn to kindergartners, which first off, obviously untrue, and second off that's not even how curriculums or schools work. I live in a very mormon and catholic community, so there were signs on every block spreading these lies. And I know their kids who got pregnant as teenagers bc they didn't have sex ed

      • radicalhomo [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        as a closeted gay kid I felt extremely alienated in health class, even though it was supposedly liberal and comprehensive sex ed. they taught about straight sex and we watched a live birth but they didn't even mention homosexuality. we studied and were quizzed on almost every body part yet I had no idea about the prostate/male g-spot until a few years later (which blew my mind) from informative articles about safe male-male sex on the internet, but I initially only knew stuff from porn. and then they wonder why STDs are more common among queer people

  • Rem [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    Queer and nonwhite content front and center

    "Queerphobia & racism stems from children not watching the right kind of porn" is a take with deep roots, like just think of all the other weird things you'd have to think are true to come to this conclusion. Gods, just actually teach sex ed in schools, this isn't complicated.

  • a_jug_of_marx_piss [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Ah yes, parents monitoring what porn their children watch, what a great idea with no downsides and a ton of people who would want to use it.

  • SteveHasBunker [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    If I’m gonna interpret this super generously, I would maybe think by “kids” they meant “teenagers”.

    And I mean yeah let’s be honest here almost everyone’s first experience watching porn happens before 18. So idk maybe society being honest about that and making some site where 14 year old boys can Jack it to shit that isn't like fucked up incest shit or whatever would be a social positive. Idk.

    • JackDecker [comrade/them]
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      4 years ago

      So idk maybe society being honest about that and making some site where 14 year old boys can Jack it to shit that isn’t like fucked up incest shit or whatever would be a social positive. Idk.

      Even general non-incest porn gives the wrong idea about sex to teenagers tbh. I never watched incest porn as a teen but normal porn gave me some very weird ideas about gender roles and sex that, thankfully, I realized were bullshit by the time I became an adult. You don't even need to make a site for teens, just make a decent porn stream site for adults. I know decent porn exists out there but it's usually fairly specialized and behind paywalls.

      • Audeamus [any]
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        4 years ago

        Absolutely right. Normally available porn normalizes patriarchy/male gaze/misogyny/sexual harassment, etc., and it's a virtual guarantee you'll see it if you have access to the Internet.

        Having decent/beginner pornography aimed at teenagers going through puberty is an obvious harm reduction approach.

        Parents monitoring the exact porn you watch is too fucked up. But if you're a non-puritan parent and you take a look at a site and see that it's generally okay content that could be a good thing. I think the guilt of watching porn behind your parents' back, against their will gives rise to its own fucked up ideas about sex.

        Also, having come across a pornographic image as a child - I just found it gross. I knew what sex was from TV and other kids, but you aren't interested in this adult thing until you get to puberty.

        • duck [he/him,they/them]
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          4 years ago

          This exactly, there's definitely potential benefit from a more moderated less sexist etc site and my parents knowing what kind of porn I watch would feel awful and I'd end up looking at something else. My dad could see what websites I was at through the router so I got very paranoid and used workarounds at his place.

          The tweet isn't that bad, I think it's the use of "kids" rather than "teens" and the parental involvement that creeps people out for good reason

    • Pezevenk [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      If I’m gonna interpret this super generously, I would maybe think by “kids” they meant “teenagers”.

      That's regular porn.

      Basically even non explicitly weird porn is weird.

      • SteveHasBunker [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        This is unfortunately true yes.

        Idk what “healthy” porn would look like. Horny teenagers are probably gonna seek out smutty material not matter what so idk what to do about it. In no longer watch porn and never want to have kids so I guess I have no good input.

  • CyborgMarx [any, any]
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    4 years ago

    Truly, following in the footsteps of the French philosophical tradition

  • KasDapital [any]
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    4 years ago

    White libs & being so woke they wrap back around to being reactionary. Tale as old as time.

  • cilantrofellow [any]
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    4 years ago

    This is a porn site.. for kids? I mean I get the concern it’s not like anyone’s first time on a porn site is after 18. But there’s also like fighting for a robust Sex Ed system??

    • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      This is neoliberal sex-ed. PornTube Kids will take over all sex ed from the government as public schools are replaced with charters.

      • Rem [she/her]
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        4 years ago

        This is neoliberal sex-ed

        Embarrassing, I didn't even think about this angle but you're so right. It's a marketized sex ed, since we've precluded the very idea that the state could do it. Neoliberal realism.

      • cilantrofellow [any]
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        4 years ago

        Growing up on the early internet I remember there were a few websites for teens to learn about masturbation etc. That was before corporations took over everything I can’t imagine how that would work now.

        • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          Initial IPO in 2028 gives them a cap of $26.5 Billion. Over the next 4 years the company grows and develops into the 4th largest tech corp behind only Google, Amazon, and Facebook. Investors keep flooding in, but no one really notices any changes on the site. They said " big things are coming".

          5 more years pass and people begin to notice that their kids are acting odd. They aren't full of the revolutionary zeal that they had in their youth. Everyone under 20 who was raised on the PornTube Kids algorithm is noticably more complacent.

          It's 2040, the largest corporation in the world is PornTube Kids most other corporations are gone. They've been repurposed to satiate the needs of the PTK generation. It's impossible to keep up with their demand.

          It's 2052, the earth is a barren wasteland. Every last resource has been extracted to produce for the PTK generation. The whole earth has been turned into Bunny Cop porn. This is the end of history.

  • Terkrockerfeller [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    Saw this steamer of a take on Tumblr years ago, any reason it's resurfaced again now?

  • FidelCashflow [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    thirteen year old me would have been saved from many a virus if this were true.