• Alien Nathan Edward@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    But not as in fast-food-on-demand "just hit the button and it'll be there lickety split". As a threat. Every house has a countdown timer for every occupant and when you fuck up it ticks one second closer to your brand new life.

    Edit: also saying the phrase "lickety split" is an instant 15 minute penalty. It's gross. The straights out here just saying any damn thing.