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Oh yeah? Well once I'M world dictator I'll make chem trails real. You only need to call the Gender Stasi and they'll dispatch a drone with your preferred hormone coctail to spray over the whole neighbourhood.
But not as in fast-food-on-demand "just hit the button and it'll be there lickety split". As a threat. Every house has a countdown timer for every occupant and when you fuck up it ticks one second closer to your brand new life.
Edit: also saying the phrase "lickety split" is an instant 15 minute penalty. It's gross. The straights out here just saying any damn thing.