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Lol no joke just had to unmatch a lib on a dating app. She aspired to be a landlord one day 🤢 🤮
First time in a while I've spoken to somebody like that. Good to be reminded how niche left ideas are, people are just totally normalized to the ghoulishness of late stage capitalism.
Please tell me you at least sent her some epic mao memes first
They would have been wasted. Just somebody who is totally politically uneducated. I doled out some truth crumbs that are easily Googled if someone had a modicum of intellectual curiosity - but I doubt it. I ended it by saying "I couldn't live with myself if I were part of the problem." They rightfully got super defensive, and I just unmatched. Not worth the time.
Nonetheless good work staying true to your volcel commitment comrade
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My legs are closed tighter than a can of 🅱️eans
Seems like you're coming at me with energy I don't think i deserve/doesn't really make sense to me in this comment. Did you respond to the right comment? Cause if so I've gotta Lotta sass coming your way - something to the tune of "You don't know me," for a sneak preview, but I don't want to unload that on you over a misunderstanding lol.
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Got it. It was hard for me to parse the explanation at first.
But of course! We love our power posters here don't we folx? Didn't seem like something you would say haha.
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Hey I am an attractive person of ambiguous gender, and I want to have sex with YOU. Don’t worry about mod verification, I am horny RIGHT NOW. send me pms and we can start getting busy. I’ll even buy a plane ticket. Just send me your name and address. Oh by the way my sexy ML comrades and anarchist street fighters, I LOVE hearing about direct actions and revolutionary plans. Are you planning to blow up an ICE facility? Are you forming a revolutionary vanguard? I want to hear about it! God I’m so hard and/or wet just thinking about it. So let’s get in touch. Introduce yourself .
Why not start with something easier like fully implement socialism or achieve left unity?
I've already fucked like half the users on this site lol, any other missions boss?
That would be 6478 people and this site has only been active during a pandemic. That's highly irresponsible of you.
Is there any evidence of Covid-19 spreading through sexual contact though? Should be fine as long as everyone involved masks up and avoid face to face contact
I'm on the phone right now and you're not gonna like who it is https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/HddHBFAsXb.jpg
well... how do we coordinate this?
whos willing to write the algorithm here? @ScreamoBMO ?
ideally we'd keep things from getting creepy (noone less than ((age/2)+7)) at absolute bare minimum, account for geography, not assume everybody knows they're bi, etc.
i can't tell if you're joking, but I was. and now im not.
im so fucking down for some traveling salesman.
is this XKCD
yeah but the math checks out as a bare bare fucking minimum. id feel creepy dating someone at the far low end, but its a god minimum.
look, i wasn't in until you said traveling salesman
and then i had no other choice.
WRITE THIS ALGORITHM, DAMMIT
look if you don't, I will, and it will be bad. because I am a trash coder and a worse math doer.
It’s simple really. We use the blockchain to randomly pair chapos with their closest geographic horny orifice(HO) using hash technology to create a peer-to-peer, penis-to-penis(or bussy) network linking chapos with their horndawg neighbors.
i'm a cis white man from a previous colonial state in europe between the age of 20 and 40.. that's how far i'm willing to step away from anonymity online, i'm not gonna stray further.
good luck to all you horny people, i'm cheering from the sideline
"You need to work, not wank. Time for re-education." - J.V. Stalin
