Have some good ideas for a God Powers situation, think I could probably beat the Bruce Almighty challenge and fix things.
Alternatively, if anyone has some spare Strange Energy sources around, I could probably pull some of it off with some Gary Mitchell powers.
He's just some stranger on a bus. Keep asking ppl and you'll find him
yeah, I heard he was a slob on a bus, which seemed kinda rude, but I didn't study theology
Eat a fuck ton of edibles and try to sleep it off. You get a free one-on-one with god.
The caveat is that you don't get to choose which god. I got an interview with Nataraja and it sucked because he was too busy doing his terrible cosmic dance
You gotta talk to Him through a DMT pen, it's the only way He'll hear you
Dial 9, then shout “OHHHHH M’GAH!” It’s a bit of a phone maze with the prompts so dial 9-8-6-9, then ask for representative.
I say we fire off nukes at every possible trajectory into deep space
We either kill God or get his attention
I usually go outside and scream at the moon until he bestows me superhuman powers
Pretty sure you need to be trans tho, there's a reason we're so athletically superior
If you call his toll free line, you'll get the biblically accurate call center
and take 3d6 psychic damage for every minute you are on the line.I heard you can talk to god through Andy Warhol's gold telephone.
I tried but couldn't find the Venture Bros clip of this
I once found some little postage stamps that might send you to meet her. You just left them on your tongue though
You need to do a PhD in God Studies. Eventually you will have to defend your dissertation to God in person.
Funnily enough, when I was young and used a black and white phone. I got a txt that said it was from "God" and the message only said "Supp" (I think like what's up?).
But as proper god fashion, when I tried to reply it wouldn't let me, said something like no number exists or something.
Guessing it was some prank or something with some special number or way of sending sms without one. But I was a little weary for the next few days lol.
Up until very recently, telecoms in North America did virtually no validation of call display or Caller ID info. The switch would just believe whatever you told it was your info. If you knew how, you could make the values display literally anything you wanted.
