why does he look like he's made of wax? he's not so much smiling as he is lifting his upper lip and gazing into your soul

It's not body shaming if it's clearly not human

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factory new, straight out of the shrink wrap

Is he about to do the history of dance

Buzz McCallister grew up to be a Congressmember.

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Open air wax figure museum

He looks like every Deuce who would tell gay kids in highschool to kill themselves.

What is this that stands before me?

Stealth marketing for Max Headroom reboot

Getting Jonah Ryan from Veep vibes

I had somebody tell me my 3 button suit was "out of style" but if looking like this shapeless mudman is "in style" I don't wanna bother