that stupid D.A.R.E shit in school that made me WANT to do drugs,

I remember the first time I got super high on my own volition, it was during an extra-long break period the school had before the drug talk assembly. If it wasn't for that break, I couldn't have had the same free period to get some older kid to roll my joint for me. And then the assembly itself was so out of date and boring...

Thanks, ineffectual anti-drug crusaders!