I have the fucking 2000s, that sucks ass

  • CyborgMarx [any, any]
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    4 years ago

    Static Shock, Dragon Tales, Samurai Jack, Toonami, Colored Ketchup, some buildings that fell down or something, the horrors of the Iraq war broadcast on television every night, getting your older cousin to help you torrent Dragon ball Z, “Welcome. You got mail.”, that stupid D.A.R.E shit in school that made me WANT to do drugs, accidentally breaking my bionicle at my sister's gymnastic recital

    What a cultural wasteland of a decade, like holy shit

    • TossedAccount [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Some of the cartoons you mentioned were actually good. But yeah, fuck colored ketchup.

      • CyborgMarx [any, any]
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        4 years ago

        Oh, yeah they were amazing, but they weren't enough to make up for the sheer cultural and political derangement that gripped the country

    • Chutt_Buggins [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      that stupid D.A.R.E shit in school that made me WANT to do drugs,

      I remember the first time I got super high on my own volition, it was during an extra-long break period the school had before the drug talk assembly. If it wasn't for that break, I couldn't have had the same free period to get some older kid to roll my joint for me. And then the assembly itself was so out of date and boring...

      Thanks, ineffectual anti-drug crusaders!

    • Chutt_Buggins [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Static Shock

      Bring back Static Shock!

      I was watching Black Lightning, hoping it would be similar enough but I never stuck with it.

      • GnastyGnuts [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        When I was a kid Static Shock confused me because I wasn't sure if he was Black Lightning or not. like, I thought he was supposed to be a sort of Superboy character that would basically end the series as Black Lightning once he had matured.

        • Chutt_Buggins [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          Yeah and I had the inverse, lol....

          Expecting Black Lightning to have the same back story as Static Shock!

  • AtomPunk [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I get nostalgic about other people’s childhoods

    Maybe it’s because my own was between miserable to just meh. Culture in the 2000s was alienating and cynical

  • ButtBidet [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I feel like teens nowadays are so much more awake and honest about the bullshit the world's in right now. So many of the people I went to uni with are as dumb today as the boomers.

    • Express [any,none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      The secret is it’s a minority of every generation that’s not as dumb as the boomers and we like to pretend our issues are solved with generations because it’s a soothing lie that things can get better without any change in the underlying conditions.

      • HamManBad [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Every generation has their greats. Fred Hampton was a boomer. Makes you think!

        • Chutt_Buggins [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          COINTELPRO boomed him before he became a Boomer

          :fred-hampton:

          Rest in Power, Chairman Fred

        • TheMilkman [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          Probably something to do with him being a black man raised in 50's america.

      • Spinoza [any]
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        4 years ago

        i disagree. i think changes in the underlying conditions express themselves with a strong generational skew. it's nothing to make predictions with, but there's a huge difference between your average boomer and your average zoomer today.

    • 420sixtynine [any,comrade/them]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      yeah, I mean we're definitely a weird group.I mean aren't advertisers kinda shitting their pants right? cause like we've been bombarded with 1000s of advertisements a day, being raised on the internet and all and culture at the time was steeped in heavy cynicism.

  • kronkfresh [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    I was thinking "it wasn't that bad" but I had steeped myself in 80s/90s punk/alt shit and basically ignored the actual culture around me. Looking back I can see why.

  • 4bicycles [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    "Your day is over and there's new shit that you won't accept. Old people do it, they look back at the good ole days and it was good because they were young. But they act like it was the day. No, it was because youth is good. That's gone, you're fucked." - Doug Stanhope on Boomers

    So you know, if you already think the world is shit, you're probably safe.

  • ultraviolet [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    I kinda do but in the way that I wish I could go back and live my proper childhood since I spent so long pretending to be a boy.

  • pussy_eater_69 [comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    I despise the 1990s, but maybe that's just because I grew up in it. Sometimes I feel like I'm broken for not being sooo nostalgic about my childhood and the 90s like everybody else is. Fuck that.

    • Randomdog [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      90s were objectively terrible. 2000s were even worse. 2010s were fine but got worse the longer they went on.

  • Lerios [hy/hym]
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    4 years ago

    I was lowkey confused and inclined to disagree with that title until i read on and realised we're the same age-ish. futureless gen z solidarity, comrade! :agony-deep:

    • AtomPunk [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      On the bright side, there won’t be more that many gens after us feeling the same way :desolate:

    • LeninWalksTheWorld [any]
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      4 years ago

      if it makes you feel any better lots of young people in a country with no future is basically the recipe for terrorist/freedom fighter activity so things should at least be shaken up a bit soon

      • 420sixtynine [any,comrade/them]
        hexagon
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        4 years ago

        all we need now is the govt to start locking young ppl up en masse and end up sticking people with no future with very ideological radicals, I mean that's the last step right

  • Tofu_Lewis [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    The early 2000s were so alienating and toxic that I turned inward and became a g*mer. Bush did 9/11.

  • Metalorg [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Don't worry. People will treat it with 80s nostalgia soon enough. That Numanuma song will be used to sell a new Ford fiesta with seats that recline so far back it's comfortable enough to sleep in

  • redthebaron [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    the 2000s were not that bad on brazil, so i am, lula was the president, things were looking up, no one could even consider bolsonaro as something more than a fringe politician good times

  • Phish [he/him, any]
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    4 years ago

    I was talking to my buddy the other day about how that might be the first decade that doesn't have a nostalgic resurgence. At least not the fashion. Would be funny if people started dressing like characters from the Matrix though.