• InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    11 months ago

    It's his birthday next month. What's the likelihood that extreme stress kills a 81 year old man???

  • KamalaHarris [she/her]
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    11 months ago

    He's asleep again, isn't he? I could walk over there right now and...

    No, Kamala! That would be illegal! As tempting as it is, I am foremost a stalwart defender of the law!

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      11 months ago

      As tempting as it is, I am foremost a stalwart defender of the law!

      All this morning I've been thinking of a loophole. But - goddamn it - I haven't found one yet. Mercy killing works from an ethical perspective but not a legal one - alas.

  • JohnBrownsBussy2 [undecided, they/them]
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    11 months ago

    I just find it funny that Biden has two sets of phones and Kamala doesn't appear to have any. It appears that Biden may have taken her phoneset.

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    11 months ago

    What time is it? What the fuck do I care what time it is? Mommy needs chardonnay and mommy is gonna get it soon.

  • kristina [she/her]
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    11 months ago

    'i cant believe he shoved a whole ghost pepper up his ass'

  • Weedian [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    She’s thinking about the significance of the passage of time