Got to exercise, got to cook some good food, and Ms. PigPoopBalls is gonna be here to move in soon. What good things have happened to you today, comrades?
Got to exercise, got to cook some good food, and Ms. PigPoopBalls is gonna be here to move in soon. What good things have happened to you today, comrades?
Today was my cheat day so I ate a lot of fast food and napped for four hours. I also finished reading Blackest Night by DC, and I have to say, it sucks ass.
I've been having a cheat year, but I work out a ton so I'm building muscles with cheeseburgers
I'm blushing at the thought
Metabolizing like a nuclear submarine is a necessary prerequisite to this strategy, but beats the hell out of not eating enough as I previously did
sigh You're probably also handsome and bench press cars.
No on both counts, unfortunately. I've been the ugly one in literally every relationship I've been in and have a relatively weak chest. It's okay though, I continue to grow stronger until I can bench press cars like great Siberian bear!
If you can't be handsome at least be handy. Jump a dead battery and no one gives a shit what you look like.
If the sole metric of attraction is number of times I've jumped a car, I may as well be Kit Harington lmao. Both my ex-boyfriend's car and current girlfriend's car have the worst goddamn batteries on the planet.
Yeah the monkey part of my brain wants you to mate with me so we have strong kids. And I can jump a car myself!
Oh hell yeah my monke brain sees boy or girl pick up big thing and say "yes very good will make strong parent," even though I don't want kids. Hell, lady PigPoopBalls and I met at a gym and she is quite literally capable of hoisting me over her head
Not gonna lie I kinda want to fuck myself when I do deadlifts.
Sounds like you have an Amazon woman there.
She's a brick nananana hooooooooouse NANANANA