It’s not your local government’s job to provide services for electricity or running water, idiots. Oh what? It is? Well fuck I guess I resign
Government is a weird job where you can tell people they don't need you and actively convince people to give you less work to do.
Hey Tim, how about we hunt you down and fucking eat you? Literally make you our food.
“Do without water” :agony-limitless:
Also I despise the “muh lazy comminists want le handout” talking point, mutherfucker Cuba made it illegal to be intentionally unemployed after the rev, the USSR had like 0% unemployment. Fuck off.
That was great. Loved the "You can't fire me! I already quit!" statement.
How about you elect me to help you and I don't help you and call you lazy instead, as a fun bit?
hey you're dying right??? maybe just... don't die lmfao
The extra fun part is pretty much every Democrat wishes they could say this full quote to their own constituencies. I'm starting to think Dems are still so interested in bipartisanship because they are just jealous of Republicans and want to be cool like them.
Well, Republicans have this ability to... get shit done. That power continues to elude Dems.
About halfway through reading this I began to think it was a bit. Soviet Propaganda artists would turn this down for being too on the nose.
Soviet Propaganda artists would turn this down for being too on the nose.
Related: People in East-Germany thought that images from the West of homeless people were propaganda. They couldn't imagine that rich, industrial countries would allow something like homelesness to happen.
Related: People in East-Germany thought that images from the West of homeless people were propaganda. They couldn’t imagine that rich, industrial countries would allow something like homelesness to happen.
really?
Bottom line, every sentence after 'folks' sounds like a meme.
Bottom line.
“Let me hurt some feelings”
Cool let me go get my baseball bat
A little bit of both but as for the facts, the bat always makes a persuasive argument.
"If you and your family are literally about to die, just [PLATITUDE]!"
the weak will parish
i see the church is getting real out there with its recruitment methods these days, but okay
Cool beans electing a mayor who takes rugged individualism seriously.