I will not explain further.
Holds a gun to your head
Go ahead, make another fan theory involving coma dreams or self-punishing purgatory. Make my day.
Fan theory: All fan theories involving these concepts are a subconscious way to rationalize the fact that we are all helpless in the self-punishing coma dream of late capitalism
Or the first barrel injury from Donkey Kong. Jump Man is still in a coma dreaming up his next quirky adventure.
Some class traitors are good. When they betray that other class. The class Mario is part of. His entire character is based on a shitty landlord, he's never worked a day in his life, the whole "plumber" schtick is just a fucking bit he does to make lewd jokes and harass women.
Some day Toad's people will rise up and smash their oppressors.
mario's an incel and peach and the bad guy are doing bdsm and he's fuck blocking them thinking he has a chance with peach :stalin-joking:
Mario is a guy who wants to go really far in one direction and will stop at nothing.
Maybe that's all Mario is. The evil that men do. It doesn't matter what we call it
Alright, I get that, but how come the game is named after Zelda and not Link?
