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  • Justice@lemmygrad.ml
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    9 months ago

    Listen up, Jack! My father- my dad used to tell me all the time! He used to tell me: "Joey! This country was built on hard work, sweat, and good ol' fashioned genocide!" And by God, he was right. He was right. And so when another country comes to us and say "look. We've gotta exterminate these people. You understand, right?" A tear runs down my cheek. I get real close, and my voice gets raspy. And I stare them right in their eyes like Dad used to do and I nod with assurance. "We're the United States of America for God's sake."

  • the_kid
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    9 months ago

    The “Kubrick Stare” is one of Stanley Kubrick‘s most recognizable directorial techniques, a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that the character in question is at the peak of their derangement.

  • Krem [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    we're the united stais of amer for god's sake. the most powfle nation in the histry not in the ward the histry of the world. the hirtory of the world.

    we are the essential nation as to paris presi- former secretary of state. and if we don't, who does?

    • supafuzz [comrade/them]
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      9 months ago

      the muscles to keep his eyes open don't respond to electrical signals from the brain anymore

  • BelieveRevolt [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    Liberals will tell you he's a nice guy and not a ghoul until they're blue in the face. Iraq? That's ancient history sweaty.

  • daisy
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    9 months ago

    Dear 60 Minutes, what the fuck is up with your avatar icon choice of red background with a black-and-white detail in the centre?

  • Tervell [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    "We're the Roman Empire for Jupiter's sake! The most powerful empire in the history of the world! We can take care of both the Persians and all those barbarian tribes!" biden-troll

  • LGOrcStreetSamurai [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    We always got war money, be we still can't forgive student loans for a fraction of the cost.

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    9 months ago

    i wish i was an interviewer. i would be like, "china is more powerful than america. it's obvious. i mean, look at their heads of state. look at the heads of their heads of state. xi: powerful, charming, intelligent. all his original parts. have you seen the president of america? fake hair, fake teeth, fake skin. looks like somebody spray painted a dead body, and talks like one too. what a shithead this guy. from delaware, as if that's a real state and not a dead mall parking lot with 5 guys trying to sell you the same pile of crab cakes."

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    9 months ago

    Flehmen response?

    Flehmen response

    A behavior in certain animals wherein the animal curls back the upper lip thereby exposing the front teeth, to facilitate the transfer of scents and pheromones into the vomeronasal organ above the roof of the mouth via a duct.

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