the colour of our states is the issue that colours the state of our issues
some huge brained r*dditors noticed that once too and were so proud to have caught a russian spy in their midst
To be fair, Pete Buttigieg would the type of American asshole that spells it "colour" because he went to Oxford as a Rhodes scholar.
Buttigieg’s speechwriter is the Phoenix from Mystery Men, right?
I know we joke, but there are some people who believe shit like this. Like I know someone who voted for EVERY party last election for different seats. Dem, Rep, Green, Constitution Party, Libertarian, etc. They wanted them to all get along.
Idk why but that shit this hilarious to me. I could just see someone doing that like it’s their noble deed to the world.
every currently elected position in government should instead be chosen by a lottery, open to all constituents. instead of the winners of elections claiming that "the people have spoken," we can have lottery winners who say "god has spoken" or "the universe has spoken" or "the little gremlins in the bingo ball tumbler have spoken."
No, like, if California just went repbulcian they wouldn't have wildfires and blackouts. And if Texas went Democrat they wouldn't have blackouts and water shortages from a winter storm. This is how politics works.
Sink all the red states underwater (hmm maybe problematic) and make all the blue states communist.
If half the country was dem and half was communist and there was a good chance every 4 years for a workers revolution then yeah I agree.
