It’s like September 2001 all over again. White boomers hysterically screeching about terrorist attacks in the dumbest places.
Being from the UK, that time was so ridiculous lol. People freaking out as if ISIS' next target after New York would be Milton Keynes or something.
Al-Qaeda, ISIS was formed after the invasion of Iraq (and mostly as a direct consequence of the invasion).
Milton Keyes
At designation, its area incorporated the existing towns of Bletchley, Fenny Stratford, Wolverton and Stony Stratford
lol
Realizing I've played too much FIFA career mode because all those names sound normal to me.
i remember them thinking al qaeda were gonna bomb my school in the middle of bumfuck nowhere
Doncaster must be carpet bombed to ensure no Hamas militants are there and taking hostages.
Might actually take up learning paragliding as a hobby. Usually I'm kinda afraid of height, but it might be worth overcoming my fear just to terrorize and traumatize bunch of shitlibs for the lols
I wish this never came to mind. A coworker is going to bring up the paraglider thing and I'm gonna laugh now.
I had a relative that was into flying them for years and he mentioned once that they give you a God-like feeling as you float over the landscape. He was actually terrified of heights now that I think of it.
I've never heard of anyone wanting to visit Doncaster, let alone invade it.
If people are paragliding there I'm gonna guess that's one of the few reasons to visit, which makes this more insane.
I saw a guy messing with a fence. I quickly assumed he was HAMAS because it looked like he was trying to breach the fence. Now I've been arrested for attacking a fencing technician.
Was she
a) tripping balls?
b) incredibly, stupidly high to the point of unhinged paranoia?
c) feeling thirsty for drama and attention?
d) ______(your answer here)
Unlikely to be the first two, the sort of person who sells their story to the Metro probably thinks Stephen Fry is a bit of a hippie
lmao inb4 legislation is passed in both the UK and US banning civilian paragliders for no reason
new licensing rules for paramotors, which were previously unlicensed: you have to sign a paper denouncing Hamas and eat a bacon sandwich
Amazing how the news is just 90% “local cracker SLAMS [pejorative] [slur]”
Mfw Hamas decides to attack idk… Beaumont, tx of all places
To be fair to the woman, while the paragliders turned out not to be Hamas this time, they did take more than 200 Lancaster citizens hostage before retreating.
UK based paragliders have the opportunity to do something very funny next time Glastonbury is going on
LMAO 
