• hotcouchguy [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    If only it could fuck up when making the schedule it would be a perfect manager

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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      4 years ago

      It needs to hide out in the office when shit is going bad then come out and yell at you when the shitshow is over to be the perfect manager.

    • apollyon094 [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Just replace the manager with it and it will begin fucking up the schedule, done.

  • MelaniaTrump [undecided]
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    4 years ago

    Cambridge techbros made it scream “come here wagie I found somethin for ya” in a Boston accent while it starts complaining it hasn’t had its dunks

  • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    The fact they put a face on this makes me really uncomfortable. It's like putting googly eyes on that douche from Half Life who makes you pick up the can or he beats you with his baton.

      • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]
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        4 years ago

        I understand, and I think it's worse than manufacturing it like that; it implies someone took note of how impersonal and alienating a robot screeching at you to pick up garbage is and sought to rectify it by making the robot that screeches at you to pick up garbage smile.

        I've made unhinged comments here before about putting fucking smiles on everything, it drives me absolutely postal seeing so many goddamn smiles on all these inanimate objects; mocking my animate misery with their inanimate and synthetic joy.

        • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          If it was entirely up to the workers, it would be covered in dick drawings. This is just the compromise

  • Norm_Chumpsky [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I've had the misfortune of meeting this robot. It always manages to get in your way, I've clipped it with my shopping cart several times trying to escape it.

    • PurrLure [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      Does it really just report spills or does it also stare down customers LP thinks are going to steal shit?

      • Norm_Chumpsky [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        I’ve seen it “detect” spills (never an actual spill, usually just some center aisle display). Since it’s totally useless in that regard it would not surprise me if the actual purpose is something more nefarious. If it is for LP, it’s doing a terrible job. A 7 ft beeping, slow moving robot isn’t the best way to catch shoplifters.

    • verygoodperson [love/loves]
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      4 years ago

      Well, it's not very useful when you can just wait 10 seconds until it's out of sight and then steal. A bunch of cameras would probably be cheaper and actually work.

  • SharkTankDogWank [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    It's essentially an oversized roomba the manufacturer sells to the store to give the workplace a slightly more panopticon feel. Probably doesn't even detect spills - more sensors, less profit.

    • neebay [any,undecided]
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      4 years ago

      maybe it'll make good shoplifting cover

      and no one expects you to take things from right in front of marty