Israel must surrender at once in the face of this horror oooaaaaaaauhhh

This is a very funny concept Israel has made up. How many 9/11’s is it if two guys in Vatican city die from clonking their head together like the Three Stooges.

Also please watch the video to see an old man's brain dissolving like a wedding cake dumped in a septic tank: https://twitter.com/AFpost/status/1714673932832481353?t=C3bYosaq8m3A6FIPTLnc2w&s=19

  • beef_curds [she/her]
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    9 months ago

    You know, New York's only like 5% of the US population. So New York's 9/11 is like 20 US 9/11s.

    Israel's 9/11 is 75% of one New York 9/11.

    Really makes you think.

  • jabrd [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    Holy fuck he's actually dying trying to just stand there and read the teleprompter. I haven't seen many Joe clips lately, has he been this bad? I guess they couldn't keep him in hiding forever

  • TheCaconym [any]
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    9 months ago

    They can't possibly put him up as a candidate for the next elections, can they ? I mean, he looks at the end of his rope. Like, he's unwell and it shows. At one point in this video he seemed to be pitching towards the sides like a boat and I half expected him to fall down or fall asleep.

  • invalidusernamelol [he/him]M
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    9 months ago

    I forgot that life is less valuable the more people there are in your nation state

    Also now do Gaza

    • sooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]
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      9 months ago

      Today you can expect temperatures in the afternoon to rise to a sweltering 1/5 of the fireball the instant the south tower got hit

        • GriffithDidNothingWrong [comrade/them]
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          9 months ago

          135/11 It'd decimalize more neatly if Bush and the saudis would've picked a day of the month that wasn't prime. Its really mathematics 9/11

          Edit: come to think of it when it was only 11 9/11s it would've reduced neatly to 9, why couldn't those monsters in HAMAS stopped there. This was their true crime

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    "Hey Gen Alpha, there was a unique and very special tragic event that happened before you were born and it's been used as casus belli for pretty much every bad thing your country's done internationally ever since. grillman

    Now you should care fifteen times as much because an ancient creepy man said so. Why don't you care? Why does multiplying zero by fifteen still mean zero? IT MUST BE THE COMMUNISTS!" grill-broke

    • Tachanka [comrade/them]
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      9 months ago

      Like on it's face he's directly saying that each Israeli is worth more than an American

      the electoral college already says 1 Wisconsonite is worth like a bajillion Californians

    • Chapo_Trap_Horse [none/use name]
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      9 months ago

      Even more fun is I saw some people typing this exact shit on Reddit literally 3 days ago (the 15 9/11s bit) to uproarious rounds of upvotes. Langley had this one loaded in the chamber a while ago.

    • Papaya_Power [none/use name]
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      9 months ago

      Right wing sucks the dick of Zionists due to the bullshit propaganda of "Judeo-Christian" values.

  • MolotovHalfEmpty [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    You wouldn't even need two guys in Vatican city. You don't even need one.

    0.0053612631578945 people dying in Vatican City would be one 9/11.

    That's like a sneeze.

      • GarbageShoot [he/him]
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        9 months ago

        When Felix guests on E1 as the character Jurgen Knaselsen, he has a bit where he's writing an extensive autobiography called "My Personal Holocaust", which consists almost entirely of him waxing poetic about his ennui in inner monologues about his family members (who he disapproves of for nebulous or petty reasons), along with occasional arguments. As he puts it, it is

        every argument I have ever gotten in with my family, every problem I have ever had, every normal day I've had, because the Holocaust was not just 'kill, kill, kill', you know? Sometimes they'll say 'let us play Parcheesi,' 'Let's have dinner,' We're not Nazis all the time, just like during your Personal Holocaust you'll have a day where you go to the park, you install a TV, you talk to your neighbor.

        I mention this because he emphasizes that it's the most respectful that anyone has ever been of "the Non-personal Holocaust that occurred in Europe" to make this comparison.