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I think this is where people mess up when they talk about switching up your diet and changing your lifestyle. Fuck losing weight,lowering blood pressure, having a healthier heart, and living longer. The only reason to eat healthy is because of the poops that's it, they're a thousand times better. If I had known I was shitting wrong all along I would've started eating veggies and fruits years ago.
I work outside by myself all day usually away from any porta potties or facilities of any sort. I have a adze and use that to dig a shallow trench to poo in. I've come to look forward to answering the call of nature in nature while squatting almost every day.
i've planned this impending shit for 12 hours its gonna be so great
About a 4 but the scheduling is off. Idk. I thought I was gaining weight. Not much, just a few pounds, but worryingly fast. Then I shit it all out in one day. For some reason I never feel the need to go until it's a ton.
First, I apologize to all the comrades I alienated for teasing about their stool frequency some time ago. I was a once a day man, but I've switched up my diet and added a bunch of green smoothies and veggies and now I am regularly sit-squatting over the porcelain throne many times a day.
Second, regularity and quality of poops has been mixed as I adjust to my new diet. They don't feel bad, but the whole thing is foreign to me.
