• howdyoudoo [comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    There are so many things wrong with this image it's hard to even begin

    • waking up at 11 pm
    • none of the stove burners have grates
    • eating two very thick burgers, close to 1 lb of beef in one sitting
    • using what looks like a teflon pan for burgers
    • somehow thinking that cows only exist in the US
    • Magjee [any]
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      4 years ago

      Do people in America think you are forbidden to cook at night?

      WTF is the post even supposed to mean

      And yea, trainwreck of a meal choice and stove setup

      • SteveHasBunker [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        In the USSR if you ever consumed food past 7pm they’d send you to Siberia.

        What’s that comrade? You stayed up late watching Kin Dza Dza and now want to munch on some cold leftover sausage?
        :gulag:

        • Kereru [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          It's true, they were very strict on good sleep hygiene. No eating 2 hours before bed, Kin Dza Dza marathon or not.

      • Schwitzguebel [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        I just imagine that person as the one american person a couple years back in my country, that ran the washing machine after 11pm and got locked in the washing machine room by a pissed off guy in the building, called the police and got fined by them for making noise during the night hours. That experience left them so traumatized they fled back to the USA and have to compulsively make really shitty burgers after 11pm.