There are so many things wrong with this image it's hard to even begin
- waking up at 11 pm
- none of the stove burners have grates
- eating two very thick burgers, close to 1 lb of beef in one sitting
- using what looks like a teflon pan for burgers
- somehow thinking that cows only exist in the US
Do people in America think you are forbidden to cook at night?
WTF is the post even supposed to mean
And yea, trainwreck of a meal choice and stove setup
In the USSR if you ever consumed food past 7pm they’d send you to Siberia.
What’s that comrade? You stayed up late watching Kin Dza Dza and now want to munch on some cold leftover sausage?
:gulag:It's true, they were very strict on good sleep hygiene. No eating 2 hours before bed, Kin Dza Dza marathon or not.
I just imagine that person as the one american person a couple years back in my country, that ran the washing machine after 11pm and got locked in the washing machine room by a pissed off guy in the building, called the police and got fined by them for making noise during the night hours. That experience left them so traumatized they fled back to the USA and have to compulsively make really shitty burgers after 11pm.
Remember on my cross-country road trip when most of the restaurants we stopped at were nothing but MURICAN. When I got home, I was relieved that I finally got to have some rice.
Thank you, Xi.
...where are the grates and covers for that stove? What is going on?!
LMFAO this is from 2015
Reddit users correctly complain that focus on controversial subreddits, like the now-defunct ----town or ----peoplehate, ignores the real Reddit experience. That real experience is a millions-strong audition to be that day's avatar of Reddit's ideal user, best personified as a generically masculine college bro who worships video games, cops, and acoustic covers of pop songs with equal blank ferocity.
Reddit’s ideal user, best personified as a generically masculine college bro who worships video games, cops, and acoustic covers of pop songs with equal blank ferocity.
When dudes definitely do not rock
Uhhh, wouldn't you run the risk of something heavy falling on the gas ejectors and fucking them up?
OK so at least they're (probably) using a grill for this and not just putting their pan directly onto an open flame, that makes sense
In communist China the state will smash in your door and execute you if you attempt to consume beef past 11 pm
I can confirm. In my country citizens are not allowed to carry pots and pans. We are not allowed to eat anything but the state sanctioned gruel provided by government kitchens at set times. This is what socialised healthcare has done to us.
Woke up at 2am to cold sweat and a dull pain in my chest. I have no health insurance so i will just walk it off i guess. Goddamn I love this country.
That guy has a massive hate boner for reddit. Which one of you wrote this?
Yeah cuz I’m sure nobody here cooks like that.
Hee... heee :deeper-sadness:
advocacy on behalf of gamers (a.k.a. radicalized white power sexism)
:chefs-kiss:
I can't tell what the ratio is between "people who say 'murica ironically" and "people who say 'murica unironically".
It's true. Unlike "America", here, The Stove is forbidden at night where I live. Fire hazard. We can only eat pickles at night. Everything but pickled cucumbers. I sometimes try to make an "American Hamburgher" from pickled bread and pickled meat and pickled cheese and pickled mustard and pickled fish, but you just can't replicate it with pickled food. Tomorrow, when the Stove Fuhrir turned the stoves on again, I will try to make it, if I can get in the breadlines early enough to get a chance to debase myself for some Hamburgher buns.
Wish me luck, "America".
