• FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
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    1 year ago

    This reminds me: there's a guy in my dad's super chuddy neighborhood with one of these stickers but also a marine corps license plate and I've never been able to decide what the most likely explanation is.

    Oh yeah, the vehicle is an El Camino if that changes things

      • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
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        1 year ago

        Yeah, that's probably it, but I really like to imagine that someone put it there maliciously and he just doesn't get the joke: "My girlfriend's husband...that's me. I fight for your freedom and I have a girlfriend, hoo-rah!"

      • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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        edit-2
        1 year ago

        "Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Expected."

        You learn all these dumb jokes growing up next to a military base.

      • UlyssesT
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        10 days ago

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        • Alaskaball [comrade/them]A
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          1 year ago

          Feed the stereotype by feeding the old coot colored wax. Everyone gets a laugh out of it, unless you stole the crayons from a kid.

    • CrispyFern [fae/faer, any]
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      1 year ago

      I choose to believe a poly relationship where the girlfriends husband is also in the military