I fear that if I mention "long horses" I get outed as a reddit lib.

Best animal.

I like the silly nubs on their heads

they can use their necks to punt people like a golf club, which is pretty cool

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It kinda sucks that they're critically endangered. Capitalism sucks.

Someone posted a picture of a giraffe skull here a while ago and it has been on my mind ever since. Two sets of teeth, pointy mouth, weird head nubs.

giraffes are more gay than they are straight

I've only gotten to closely interact with them a few times and it's like the S-tier form of a camel. I intuitively want to treat it like a horse, but don't know enough about how it differs behaviourally to safely treat it like a horse with the same boundaries. Because it's so large, I'm only comfortable feeding them.

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http://valentint.blog.bg/photos/178454/original/Giraffidae.jpg

Camel leopard is the superior name for them.

All megafauna are cool comrade.

I love Giraffes, they are kings.

Also, if I had an option to punch any animal, it would be a giraffe. Need a boxing glove and a ladder.

I remember a few years ago when biologists discovered that giraffes are actually 4 different types of giraffes

Neck long