• ComradeBongwater [he/him]
    ·
    4 years ago

    It won't be like that. It will be worse.

    • "You're seeing this [unskippable 360 degree] ad because you don't have Neuralink Premium." walks into truck
    • Homeless people in your field of view are either erased or multiplied depending on how empathetic you are.
    • All cars replaced by Teslas
    • Negative thoughts about capitalism, Tesla, or Elon Musk are overwritten by desires for products by their "corporate partners"
    • Mass brain hemorraging for non-white people because the product was never tested with them in mind.
    • Your boss will monitor your thoughts in real-time and replace you if you ever think about the word "union"
    • Torenico [he/him]
      ·
      4 years ago

      All cars replaced by Teslas

      And you bet your ass they still catch fire randomly.

        • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
          ·
          4 years ago

          Recurring ads telling you to donate to "Homeless Helpers, Inc" a private for-profit charity that supports people in need worldwide begins to play over the face of every vagrant. Efforts to give to the individual direct promotes a "WARNING! THIS TRANSACTION TO AN UNAUTHORIZED INDIVIDUAL IS NOT ALLOWED! PLEASE SUPPORT A REPUTABLE CHARITY OF YOUR CHOOSING INSTEAD!" red-screen alert, followed by a scrolling list of licensed organizations.

          Also, your User-Preferred Custom News And Infotainment Channel will begin to include more content involving people trying to give charity directly and getting attacked, while private for-profit charity employees come to their rescue.