Gacha babies. Roll till you get a golden shiny one and turn the rest into pulp to feed that one so it grows into the hugest son.
IVs you mean. EVs are the thing you get for culling a good portion of the local population.
EVs is when you send your kids to start beating the shit out of birds to maximize their speed
What was the again joke? You can do this already with the zip code.
___Bout to start charging $50 for a "DNA test" where I just take one look at the parents' house.
You could probably charge more, if anything $50 sounds cheap for people interested in this.
Fun fact the $50 DNA test determines how likely your kid is to get a PhD or into a selective preschool not by measuring any genes but by measuring who has the disposable capital to spend on their own inflated self image
This is just going to end up being 23andme racial diagnosis and assigning probabilistic socioeconomic strata to the results.
Probably the most effective way for a DNA test to do that would be for it to match against your relatives, and then to look up out how rich they are.
they just check the zip code you pay from and cross reference how much money is there. It is wildly accurate.
Another great metric is the volume of lead/mercury pollution in the surrounding air, water, and soil.
Brains are highly plastic, which cuts both ways. Building up brain capacity is onerous, but repeatable across populations. Money plays a big role in how rigorous and education you receive.
But breaking it down is comparably easy, given exposure to a well-known list of toxic particles. You can - and we routinely do - poison people into incompetence. Then we run out the old eugenics arguments to explain away the impact toxic waste exposure had on their ability to think.
The real test is how much you spend on the dna test. If you can waste $10,000 on a super premium test, you have enough money to pursue a PhD if you want and buy a spot for your toddler in a selective preschool.
So were Eyes Wide Shut, Starship Troopers and Children of Men.
We don't usually listen to the warnings.
This is just grift, genetics doesn’t fucking work that way. We don’t understand how intelligence correlates with different genes and we probably never will.
