https://nitter.net/Ian_Gay_briel/status/1717755183986262175

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    1 year ago

    I just found out what a scooped bagel is and it sounds really wasteful, I bet they just throw away all that food

  • Poison_Ivy [comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    Can you in turn please stop sending New Yorkers to LA so they can stop acting smug about having seasons despite then being the one to willingly move here

    No one asked Kathy, and no one cares.

    • mar_k [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Tbf only the most insufferable New Yorkers would leave for a city as shit as LA

      Ask LA'ers to stop pissing their pants and saying they miss their sunny unwalkable suburbs every time it's under 60 degrees biden-troll

      • Poison_Ivy [comrade/them]
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        1 year ago

        ^see this kind of new yorker right here, probably came in riding a rat while eating a dusty bagel they bought from one of their bondengles or whatever after leaving their coffin apartment they pay 3,000 a month (it has a window facing a brick wall)

    • Dessa [she/her]
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      1 year ago

      As a Minnesotan staring at the prospect of imminent winter, let me tell you that seasons fucking blow. Give me sandals & sundresses weather 24/7

  • Amerikan Pharaoh@lemmygrad.ml
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    1 year ago

    New York's already got a settler gentrification problem; we need to straight up Evict them from the city never mind turn them away from the border

    • GarfieldYaoi [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Nah, people fleeing the boonies are in the right to do so (not that I'm biased since I was born in bumfuck nowhere and want to live somewhere where I know my neighbors don't want to kill me.)

      What New York SHOULD do is mass deport the CHUDs on Staten Island and Suffolk County, then it's goated.

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    1 year ago

    Excited to see the governor of Texas spend $50M running "We have scooped gluten free bagels!" in California media markets to try and win over ex-pats.

    • mar_k [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Avocado toast is relatively cheap (especially if you make it yourself) and calorie dense

      Scooped bagels are wasteful and bougie and cringe

      • WoofWoof91 [comrade/them]
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        1 year ago

        Avocado toast is relatively cheap

        if you live near where they're grown

        here they're ridiculously expensive

        • mar_k [he/him]
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          1 year ago

          I mean I live in the north-east US so they're pretty expensive here too but if you consider how filling they are it's still relatively cheap

          Like per fruit, avocados might be 2x the price of apples, but they got 2.5x the calories, so I consider that a better deal

            • mar_k [he/him]
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              1 year ago

              Ouch

              Yeah an 8 pack of apples and a 4 pack of avocados are both around $4 here

    • Adkml [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Am I missing something is this post literally just shitting on people with dietary restrictions?

      • kfc [they/them]
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        1 year ago

        what kinda dietary restriction requires you to scoop out a bagel???

        • Adkml [he/him]
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          1 year ago

          What do you mean scoop out idk what a scooped bagel is I was talking about the gluten free thing.

          • WashedAnus [he/him]
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            1 year ago

            "Scooped out" is when you scoop out the bulk of the bread, presumably to fit more stuff in it without making it bigger. Very wasteful IMO

            • barrbaric [he/him]
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              1 year ago

              If someone asks for this they belong in the gulag, what the shit.

                    • Catradora_Stalinism [she/her, comrade/them]
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                      1 year ago

                      Can you explain to me, in detail, how exactly the bits from an “unscooped bagel” actually get to people who need food?

                      they don't scoop it and throw half of it away, thats it, don't waste food. Crazy I know right?

                      Like, where’s the problematic behavior? Who are they actually hurting (outside of possibly annoying the staff, but that’s a separate, labor issue, we obviously aren’t complaining about that bit even though we SHOULD be), by ordering their dumb bagel customization?

                      Don't waste food to be a bougie, thats really it.

                      Or are we just (more likely than not) getting jollies off of bullying someone because we’re so impotent we can’t get satisfaction in any form of political success?

                      speak for yourself, I organize IRL, don't project your situation on everyone else

            • Adkml [he/him]
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              1 year ago

              That is dumb as shit and I retract my previous comment lol my bad.

              I thought they like scooped the dough instead of rolling out out or something that's literally dumber than I could have imagined.

              Also seems like it would make it impossible to eat as there's already way too much fucking cream cheese on most bagels.

  • UlyssesT
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    18 days ago

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  • GarfieldYaoi [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Scooped gluten-free bagel?

    Did fucking /pol/ come up with something so horrifyingly antisemitic?