• FourteenEyes [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    A group of adventurers infiltrated his dungeon and slew him, but he will reform from his phylactery in 1d8 days

    • Odo@lemm.ee
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      8 months ago

      Dare I say UNcritical support for the injury, that injury is my comrade.

  • 2Password2Remember [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    hope it takes like 3 brutal weeks to kill him, if he dies without suffering I will be furious

    Death to America

  • Collatz_problem [comrade/them]
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    8 months ago

    He will sit at the Golden Throne and a thousand souls would be sacrificed every day to keep him alive.

    • NoEyed [none/use name]
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      8 months ago

      Henry Kissinger was trying to create his own Webway but suffered an injury when his psychic shield was broken by Magnus the Red.

  • beautiful_boater [he/him, any]
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    8 months ago

    Update 03/11/23 - A confidential source disclosed that the injury was due to the cultist removing his heart during the ritual to Mammon was sloppy in cutting open his rib cage. But Kissenger has been successfully changed into a lich and is expected to make a full recovery.

  • Evilsandwichman [none/use name]
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    8 months ago

    Sadly we all know when it finally happens the news will refer to him as "Nobel peace prize winner, Henry Kissinger" and talk about his hard work at peace activism; and you know what? When we're all cheering from the rooftops and flying banners of many different countries he ruined, libs will be telling us to show respect for the dead, regardless of political disagreements

    • Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]
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      8 months ago

      Sure, but will you let that lessen your enjoyment? Will it actually make you respect the dead? I will be in a good enough mood to withstand quite a lot of liberal handwringing, considering that we are talking about when Henry Kissinger is finally actually dead.

    • Egon [they/them]
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      8 months ago

      On the other hand even John Oliver has called for his death

  • BelieveRevolt [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    Hexbear wouldn’t load for a second there, I assumed that meant the fucker’d finally croaked

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    8 months ago

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