• Grownbravy [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    32 bit horny isnt the same. “Lets do a reskin of all the bosses in MGS1 but as women and with a bikini mode if you tranq them.

    Did i make up that last part?

    • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      Also they're all traumatised war orphans and fused (?) to their suits or whatever it was, I remember them not even being fully conscious or in control

      • Grownbravy [they/them]
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        4 years ago

        Well, i’m glad i didnt kill em, cause also tranq bosses was the better outcome. But i, a mostly hetero grown adult at that age felt that was too much.

        • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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          4 years ago

          That game had so many awful scenes in it, like the bit where every dude at a military briefing cranes their necks to stare at Mei-Ling's butt when she crouches to pick up something she dropped

          4 is utter dogshit, it felt like Hideo Kojima was sitting next to me and making fun of me for liking the first 3 games

            • quarantine_man [none/use name]
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              4 years ago

              This was also metal gear. - (To be clear, it’s supposed to be the villain, not an endorsement.)

              god damn MGS 1 & 2 were such unbelievable games

              I wish I could find any other games. like show me any other game with shit like the colonel A.I. speech at the end of MGS2...

                • quarantine_man [none/use name]
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                  4 years ago

                  yeah, it's utterly amazing that these games were made at all... and I don't know if I'll ever see anything like them again. The rest of the series following (even including MGS 3) don't even come close.

            • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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              4 years ago

              Hot brother clone fist fighting about who is the better warrior man on a nuclear mech surrounded by fire etc.

              What are you talking about, there's nothing sexual about shirtless fistfighting, that's just how Real Men Settle Their Differences!

              Metal Gear Solid 1 felt markedly less self-aware and ready to poke fun at itself, Solid became a much sillier character from 2 onwards (which I approve)

          • Grownbravy [they/them]
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            4 years ago

            I forgot about that scene.

            Now i feel the wacky gravure magazine trap to get past guards wasnt the dumb joke i thought it was.