Hello everyone after logging off for a little over a week I'm back, this time with a new username and ever more scales then before 🦎
The fact that we had a president named Johnson who had a massive hog that he would whip out to win arguments is proof that our universe lives inside of a larger universe's Chapo bit.
He would drive his car boat into a lake and would pee from the boat into the lake and ask “anybody wanna know how the water feels?”
i have rejected discord and embraced hexbear, where am i jack :dem:
Thanks! Discord moves really fast, so I was spending way more time than I should on it to keep up. I was also a bit frustrated with the admins, but it's mainly wanting to change my posting patterns.
Excellent username btw
didn't see why/how you were banned or even your username but solidarity comrade, we bears now :hexbear-chapochat:
Suez Crisis 2: Electric Boogaloo has to have taken at least a couple years off capitalism's life-span, and you know what....I'm here for it :big-cool:
idea: woke H.P. Lovecraft story where the eldritch horror is the United States. its just a story about a guy who reads Settlers and goes crazy
That's sort of the plot of the Laundry Files series by Charles Stross, at least for the later novels
spoiler
Elder gods take over various governments and multinational corporations via cultists and/or their earthly avatars
Yeah my grandma passed away Wednesday and the funeral was yesterday and it was incredibly hard. I know how you're feeling, solidarity.
I'm so sorry for your loss. My best wishes to you and your family. ❤️❤️❤️
The Soviets could have won the internet race too, but got stifled by petty rivalries.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OGAS
Alas. Trying to imagine what Soviet shitposting would read like.
(I was also surprised to learn about the French Minitel )
My move if I were Chief Marshall of Shitposting would to have my thousands of posters that have already infiltrated every english speaking board speaking english just start posting in russian at the same time.
Holy shit. I did a wiki dive on that recently. I wonder if we listened to the same podcast.
Read some 1960s Soviet literary journals, the salt is industrial in quantity.
the soviet space program also send the first successfull landing mission to venus :yuri:
"I'm really dumb" -AOC before Elon Musk fucked her with his really big dick
Ready for my Babylon bee writing position.
What the right-wing thinks is funny is pathetic: In New Sesame Street Episode, Elmo Joins Antifa And Torches Local Businesses | The Babylon Bee.
"Heeeeeeey kids - ready for fun? Today we are going to learn about riots and Molotov cocktails..."
Elmo knows he has to soak the rag reeeally good, and then twist it so it fits nice and tight
Lindsay Ellis getting canceled over saying an incredibly bland disney movie lifts elements from Avatar instead of her very lib takes is some very 2021 shit.
The people who are currently mad would probably agree about her very lib takes. They care about Disney films after all.
like, id get it if she called an asian film avatar inspired. but its literally directed by a white and hispanic duo for Disney (a company that has key people who worked on ATLA in major positions). like if she wasn't addicted to lib posting, she could've just ignored it and it would've gone away
one of my teachers at the high school I went to had a portrait of Mao in her classroom. I didn't realize how based she was until i graduated.
I’d rather they just ask for it than ask to borrow it.
If you say borrow I tend to give more than I need with the expectation you’ll return so I can make rent and shit.
If you ask for it, I just give you what I can cuz it’s mutual aid.
I get screwed with the former.
I don't loan money to my friends. I help my friends, financially if that's what's up.
We shouldn't look at friendships with a transactional gaze; but it's also smart to think about your relationship with a person who asks for a loan, because that is how they are looking at their relationship with you.
