“Hey audience! See these tough-looking guys who want to make the world a better place? These weirdos are the villains! We’ll make them shoot a puppy every once in a while to remind you!

Watch the masked defenders of the status quo you all know and love beat the ever-loving snot out of them while making incessantly snarky quips every other minute! Witness the birth of the scene(s) that will become the next uninspired meme spammed on Reddit! Watch the after-credits scene get overanalyzed to pieces by some YouTube rando! Buy tickets now!”