Lets see your prophecies folks, I've got lathes for all

No takebacksies, I will find you and make fun of u if u end up rong

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    34 minutes ago

    If it's too close, I expect the old "in a 6-3 Supreme Court decision..." and fucking nothing being done about it and a bunch of "resistance" liberals sounding vaguely heroic as federal employees are mass purged in favor of an unvetted flood of flunkies that can scribble "I am loyal to Trump" on a piece of paper and sign it while things burn down a little faster and SNL has a lot of skits about it.

    libbing-out 🍷clink🍷maybe-later-honey

  • LocalOaf [they/them]
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    31 minutes ago

    Harris loses because of Michigan, libs blame the left like always, Biden dies slipping on a banana peel during Trump's second inauguration, Carter outlives him

  • CleverOleg [he/him]
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    37 minutes ago

    I think Harris is a lock to win Nevada and Arizona, because those two states have abortion on the ballot and that will drive the base to vote.

    • CyborgMarx [any, any]
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      30 minutes ago

      As a counterbalance, the people in those states are incredibly racist

  • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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    28 minutes ago

    I mean, I already got proven right on Dems walking back anything on trans rights, but I guess that's basically a free space.

    I guess we'll get a scene like Pelosi donning African clothes, but with one of the Dems in American Indian clothes. Coincide that with one of the rare good things Nixon did for Indigenous groups being rolled back.

    Please don't hand me the lathe though, I'm just following patterns.

  • Des [she/her, they/them]
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    27 minutes ago

    short of Iran launching retaliatory strikes against the Saudi oil fields, i think it's totally a coin flip at this point

  • Pastaguini [he/him]
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    42 minutes ago

    I think it’ll be very close but Kamala will win. I think she’ll barely squeak by in Pennsylvania and Wisconsin, Trump will barely win Georgia, she’ll win Michigan and Nevada more solidly, and Arizona will go for Trump. I think this outcome will be less of a reflection of support for Kamala and more of a loss in enthusiasm for Trump this time around. This is a group of people who have been told over and over that the vote is rigged, therefore their vote doesn’t matter, and being generally lazy, they may be looking for an excuse to just stay at home.

    I say this fully expecting to be proven totally wrong in a month and therefore be completely owned, but that’s what my gut tells me now. It really could go either way.

  • i_c_b_m@lemmygrad.ml
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    48 minutes ago

    Pretty safe predictions here, so I'll take a wild swing: Isn'treal shoves Iran into full-blown war ahead of schedule and elections are "delayed".

  • LigOleTiberal [he/him]
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    21 minutes ago

    trump wins the election, but since the deep state can't trust him, they actually DO rig this election to make kamala win. but only diehard MAGAs believe trump when he says that because he lied about it last time.

    then another january 6th happens.

    then kamala girlbosses her neoliberal presidency right in to american civil war 2.

  • Finger [he/him]
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    18 minutes ago

    Alright, heres whats gonna happen- when the results are called in, Donald Trump will have won the electoral vote. On inauguration day, when Biden leaves office and shakes hands with Trump, he will be shot.

    Immediately after, The gunman will be dealt with by the secret service. The FBI will conclude that the gunman was aiming for Trump, but missed.

  • Parzivus [any]
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    34 minutes ago

    Just to be contrarian and not answer the question, what do we expect the actual material differences to be depending on who's elected?

    Foreign policy probably looks really bad either way.
    Harris is somewhat better on LGBTQ+ issues but both presidents seem content to sit back and let individual states do whatever in that regard.
    Climate change/natural disasters are probably worse under Trump given that he loves to randomly gut important government agencies.

    • LigOleTiberal [he/him]
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      22 minutes ago

      many people are going to vote based on the difference in abortion rights positions.

  • Feinsteins_Ghost [he/him]
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    1 hour ago

    Despite democratic insistence (or are they just repeating because if you hear something enough times you believe it) that the race is going to go to Kopmala, trump wins.

    No funny shit, no stuffed ballot boxes. Trump just fucking wins because the US and A is just that shitty of a place to be and your neighbors really are the pieces of shit you always suspected them of being.

    • anarcho_blinkenist [none/use name]
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      1 hour ago

      because the US and A is just that shitty of a place to be and your neighbors really are the pieces of shit you always suspected them of being.

      move out of the suburbs, it's not real life.

      • Parzivus [any]
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        59 minutes ago

        I dunno, I feel like the suburbs are a pretty good representation of the average American. It's just that the average American is kinda insane.

        You have to get more rural for the median voter to be i-am-adolf-hitler but I don't feel like the somewhat more normal city people are super representative of the average American either.

      • Feinsteins_Ghost [he/him]
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        55 minutes ago

        I really don’t live in the burbs. I live in an unincorporated area where the cows outnumber the humans. South Texas border town. My neighbors really are pieces of shit. I’m an exception as opposed to the rule, but still… it’s what I deal with daily.

        I might be the only ‘lefty’ in a hundred square miles.

  • P1d40n3 [he/him]
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    22 minutes ago

    Election will result in a Supreme Court giving the win to Trump.