• Big_Bob [any]
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    2 years ago

    I'm sorry boss, I can't finish these spreadsheets in time. My laptop is stuck inside a 400 meter tall woman's piss flaps.

    Yes, sir. You heard that correctly.

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I would be willing to accept the entire official story of 9/11 if they just admit it happened on 12 September. It makes me sick that they have chosen to gaslight us so hard over such a minor detail as if those of us alive to witness it don't have a perfect memory of that day. It was a warm Wednesday morning, we turned on our televisions for the morning news, and there it was. 12 September, a day which was supposed to live in infamy. Then they've continued this charade for two decades for no fucking reason.

  • invo_rt [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    damn macro art always destroying and fucking cities and mass transit where regular ass people are just trying to live their lives instead of throwing a spacex rocket like a javelin at one of the various oligarchs

    • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      hentai doujin about Stalin rallying the people to defend against a woman who keeps destroying Soviet industry and housing blocks with her gargantuan ass

  • volcel_olive_oil [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    see what happens to your office when you don't properly accommodate new employees with special needs? she clearly specified that she'd need a larger swivel chair

  • RION [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Yeah boss I know it's my day off.. Just wanna get in the office and hammer something out real quick....

  • OgdenTO [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I feel it's more likely that Earth will be invaded by non-sentient space faring giant animals who will use the planet to masturbate than it will be visited by intelligent beings with whom we can communicate.

  • NotErisma
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    1 year ago

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