People like him are the biggest indictment of capitalism. It would be one thing if the Duke Nukem's and Dr Eggman's of the world were on top. They'd have all the money to make their moon bases and obstacle courses for intrepid adventures to navigate. But it's always these fucking losers, the same pencil pushing dweebs that marked people's disillusionment with monarchy. It's not even dweebs who made the haber-bosch process, it's like a guy who privatized open source code with patent fraud or invented the cigarette. This guy would be happier having taken 6pm karate lessons at the local shopping center after being shoved in a locker instead of talking to presidential candidates.

MY country? I can't afford a house and none of my politicians would rather I stay alive. I'd help translate English for the invaders and teach them grappling if they need it. At this point you'd get a stronger reaction if you told me 7 countries were out to attack the strawhat pirates.

It seems unwise to conflate yourself to victims of the KKK when your main supporters are the ones who think the brown people abroad are inferior and gross.

Remember that time they made a commercial about Santa crying about October 7th? That shit sucked and it was markedly before they realized they were losing youthful demographics

I think I'm qualified to talk about this. I work at Langley and it's complicated. Do I get paid to monitor leftists so that I can report posters who post too good so they can get injected with cringe takes and nanobots? Sure. But it's happened just over a dozen times. The reality is that a lot of my peers don't really value my work and will go so far as to demean me and make fun of me.

This is especially hurtful when my work crush, Sam, says things like "If you can do your work in your sweatpants then you're not really a spy like us." It made everybody laugh and I felt my heart drop. I complain to my manager to plead saying "these are the best posters on the left! We need to be devoting more resources to the cause. Please move Sam to the project so I can show them how important the work is." But of course, Sam is busy with the Juan Gauido project still so they gave me a virtual AI assistant instead, Intelligent Ian.

Intelligent Ian is anything but. Our SOP demands that I ask it every day for the top 100 most destabilizing hexbear posts. It'll think of some really, really stuff. However, it's all hallucination. It's complete fabrication. So now the majority of my day, some 80% of my work, is just going around and verifying everything that II is telling me. The freakin Hexbear admins won't give me a government backdoor API so I have to do it all by hand...

All of this to say that the government is "watching." But internally, you can't really be a POI if they're not interested in my reports. Neither my work crush nor my manager really take me seriously. If you want to talk about a POI, you should talk about my rival, Johnathon China . He's been embraced by this community in ways that I could never. The worst part? One time Sam came over to my cubicle and goes "you're a computer person, right?" I nod and then I go over to their computer. THEY HAD A FUCKING JOHNATHON CHINA POST AS THEIR BACKGROUND! He's singlehandedly infiltrated Langley, Hexbear, and is basically taking over the world while I'm sitting here talking about my crush and how nobody respects my spycraft. It's so fucking rough, comrades...

This was a landmark turning point for the Harris campaign where they realized they were being flanked from the left by a Trump campaign that learned from their troublesome past. The Dems went on to educate themselves and empowered the LGBT with praxis making everyone more free to express themselves and not be harmed for doing so.

... right?

I know in my heart that any task that requires raw data in excel in a business case I could go in and use macros to chop it up into tiny bite sized pieces with VBA. Now with my experience working at Langley I've been doing the same in Google sheets I've only become more powerful.

ChatGPT is absolutely capable of hallucinating numbers if you ask it for an excel sheet btw

Thank you! I really want to try this and I have some chicken in the fridge

I was kidding this is actually horrifying and dystopian. It's the kind of thing the CIA would take advantage of.

I believe them. The US would do some shit like that.

Bit idea: Dante's Inferno but it's just Ohio

That is a nuanced and insightful argument, unfortunately I have portrayed myself as the steel chestnut and you as the crying wojak chestnut

I would not be able to use YouTube without a browser add on that disables thumbnails.

It was a DEBAAAAAATE

Someone at judo said I have become easier to throw. It's not the "omg have you lost weight?" I was hoping for, but it does mark the first time someone else has noticed my weight loss. That's a W

Comrade, just put the chicken recipe in the bag nice and easy.

Hamilton's off-Broadway engagement at The Public Theater was sold out,[6] and when the musical opened on Broadway, it had a multimillion-dollar advance in ticket sales, reportedly taking in $30 million before its official opening.[145]

By September 2015, the show was sold out for most of its Broadway engagement.[146][147][148][149] It was the second-highest-grossing show on Broadway for the Labor Day week ending September 6, 2015 (behind only The Lion King).[7]

Hamilton set a Broadway box office record for the most money grossed in a single week in New York City in late November 2016, when it grossed $3.3 million for an eight-performance week, the first show to break $3 million in eight performances.[150]

It also won a fuck ton of awards. Libs give a big fuck about Hamilton

She is on the order of Rouge from the X-Men cartoon from the 90s. I bet if she put on dramatic lipstick (despite it deviating from the source material) they'd shut up. She's on the order of Korra from LoK. Did Korra ever get transvestigated? They dress Lara up in a bunch of dresses. I even hear the outcry of support for tomboys and muscle mommies. And as far as "accuracy" goes, doing a bunch of parkour, vaulting around traps and tombs would need upper body strength. Phrenology on an animated character is advanced tech. What a strange character to latch onto.

I remember some argument about Princess Peach in the new Mario movie claiming that they altered her personality to be more girlbossy than she is established to be in the lore. That Peach expresses femme (citing things that weren't getting kidnapped that I don't recall) that gets eclipsed by more masculine traits and basically memory-holed. It's the same way people talk about Nami from One Piece being very mean+money obsessed despite being able to cite times that she's been very nice to every other Straw Hat. Perhaps if Lara were a very flirty cishet and turned into a forward facing all-business explorer people might make a real complaint, but it sounds like she was never like that.

I can't imagine this is more than tourists being upset instead of being happy while watching Moo Deng. This is the silliest thing ever.

From what I understand, Trump actually got chilled by the attempt, right? Like he actually had to stop and think about the world and his place in it for the first time in his life. I don't know, I'm sorry to anthropomorphize a republican. I haven't really been following. But he's supposedly talented at reading the room, right?

IT'S FUCKING PLAYED UNIRONICALLY FOR THE AUDIENCE. GET ME OFF OF TWITTER, COMRADE