Are you a punky goon or a goony punk?

    • LeninsBeard [he/him]
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      4 days ago

      I made a comment about the halcyon days of gooning at the mall with my friends recently, it took a few seconds of people laughing at me to realize what was going on. How I long for those days sicko-wistful

  • ClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]
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    4 days ago

    Imma be honest why is the fact it used to be owned by Jeffrey Epstein even relevant? He doesn’t own it now, since he’s dead and someone bought it.

    Pro-Adjuster punks vandalize former Goldman Sachs executive Michael Daffey‘s NYC mansion with message found on alleged assassin’s bullets

    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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      4 days ago

      The fact that the NYP read it as Epstein's is kind of a guilty conscience moment lol

      • JustSo [she/her, any]
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        3 days ago

        guilty conscience moment

        That's nonsense
        Go in, gaffle the money, and run to one of your aunt's cribs
        And borrow a damn dress and one of her blond wigs (Can I borrow this?)
        Tell her you need a place to stay, you'll be safe for days
        If you shave your legs with Renee's razor blades

        Anyway do you think he kept the art when he bought the place? lol

    • Maturin [any]
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      4 days ago

      I’d imagine that living, big money CEOs don’t want their names all over the news these days for some reason

  • EstraDoll [she/her]
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    4 days ago

    Are you a punky goon or a goony punk?

    I AIN'T NO PUNK, I'M A GOON! A GOONING GOON! I got a shitty Brooklyn accent, a flat cap, a 5 o clock shadow, and I meet up with my fellow goons down at the harbor to do EVIL PLANS and NEFARIOUS SCHEMES for our DIABOLICAL MASTER!

  • JustSo [she/her, any]
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    3 days ago

    volcel-judge

    "This is officer Dredd, I've caught some punks gooning in the forecourt of the Hexbear Mansions Housing Projects. Moving in to apprehend all suspects. I do not need back-up. These kids look liberal."