my roommate: "hey estradoll have you seen the mail key?"
me, setting down my copy of "2020's Women Fashion Absolute Basics For Dumbshit Trans Girls Who Gave Up Being Cis Five Minutes Ago" with the title emblazoned in a comically large font in front: "oh yeah, I left it in my pocket, sorry"
my roommate: "hey estradoll have you seen the mail key?"
me, setting down my copy of "2020's Women Fashion Absolute Basics For Dumbshit Trans Girls Who Gave Up Being Cis Five Minutes Ago" with the title emblazoned in a comically large font in front: "oh yeah, I left it in my pocket, sorry"
I could use a copy of that
same, i feel like I never really grew out of this phase