https://twitter.com/YallahHabibiBTC/status/1721191120074428825
I was going to comment something similar but you beat me to it
I'm having trouble finding any sympathy for anyone who would willingly attend "ApeFest, a music festival run by the company behind Bored Ape NFTs."
Honestly, my friend tried to convince me to attend some other crypto music festival that somehow got headliners like Yves Tumor and Caroline Palochek but that was still the easiest rejection I ever gave my entire life
I got the same invitation, I think.
Just being around cryptobros, even in the background, makes me feel nauseous. See those "MrBeast" style ghost kitchens that have NFT shit decorating them? I feel gross just driving by one.
"Hey, you and me are gonna be in charge of the lighting and I got an idea. I have a friend with a hook up to a really awesome lightning system that's less than half of price of our lighting budget. So - we do two things. One, we rent it. Two, we tell the organizing committee three times as good. We juice the budget times 3. The result? We profit. We take home 80% of the pot."
"I don't think your math is right."
"I hate math but I love money. And you love money, too - right? The important thing is that it's money."
"Sounds risky. And couldn't we get in trouble?"
"How? I made 3.7 million US on ShittyApe and I never actually learned any of this shit. I just made a website, wrote up some shit, created fake numbers and waited to collect."
"What do you know about lighting?"
"Nothing. But you plug it in and it works. What's to know?"
"Couldn't something go wrong?"
"Like what? This is ez money, bro. The eziest ever. And what could go wrong?
Probably working-as-intended; they're cryptofascists, full stop. They get their giggles from human suffering and causing harm for harm's sake. It's in the name: Kali Yuga is a big faddish concept tossed about by Groyper nazis.
This is what really happens when you use multiple slurp juices on a single ape.
I don't understand the complaints. Capitalism will solve this problem. If they didn't want their eyes seared by UV light, they should have chosen to attend a different show with non-eye-searing lighting. By attending this one the attendees indicated that they're OK with eye-searing. That's just the efficiency of the market. Duh.
i have been in a lot of questionable situations in my life and i can't say i've ever walked away from one blind. how does that happen? How does a promoter fuck up that badly?
A number of BamboozleCoin holders who attended Rugpull Inc.'s ScamFest event have reported "drinks that tasted like poop" and explosive diarrhea.
Hangovers usually involve some pain.
Have they tried hawking some
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Killing ape holders to increase scarcity and raise the floor price, brilliant
thought you were gonna be HAVANA good time, did you?
trust in the plan
but they're crying in anguish from being blinded