https://i.imgur.com/M6hfCPz.jpg
But on what land do I plant 156K tomato plants?
:only-throw: No land, only plant!
Take in $300 million of venture capital to rent a skyscraper as a vertical farm then create a phone app to sublet space on it to
sharecropperspartner nutrition providers.
The year is 2034 and the entire universe is just my tomato plants.
I have 15 tomatoes planted this year and it was fairly easy, because I've spent the last five years building raised beds ,making the soil perfect, setting up irrigation, mulching the beds and shelling out $18 a piece for high quality tomato cages. I doubt this guy has ever even successfully grown a fucking pre-potted cactus.
you know sheep....? bit wooly? It's wool! Pull it off, sell it, fuckin' grows back again! You can not lose!
for the uninitiated
https://youtu.be/f5RrGFBbbSY
put source you libs
Wow I can't believe you stupid dumbfucks couldn't comprehend the sheer brilliance of my hilarious satire on tomato multiplication smh my head
Your poorness is no match for my multitomato multiplier. There is no limits to the growth of the tomatonumber line. I'm green goo-ing the planet and covering the earth like the Sherwin Williams logo with bisque. Get on this train losers. Going to the fuckin moon, pasta hands.
There's a huge overlap, no doubt, but I would diagnose this chiefly as a terminal case of American
How to make a million dollars:
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start with a billion dollars
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invest in a tomato farm
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1 tomato for a Dollar , thats a bit expansive , isnt it ...
It's a tomato michael, what could it cost?
Also, lmfao at the exponential increase that would give you more tomatoes than the mass of planet earth in just a few years
