It should probably be clarified that Major is the funny dog who keeps biting people, not this one.
lmao their dogs biting people and dying in the first year of the presidency. Folks, not everyone needs to own dogs.
That was Major I'm pretty sure, he's living at a farm upstate now
oh I thought they put him down for biting, it was a lot funnier that way
Oh boy, I'm sorry to tell you, but "a farm upstate" is where all pets eventually go....
It’s gonna be amazing when Joe continues to refer to Champ in the present tense, and the libs keep on saying it’s a stutter
In communist North Korea, The Leader's pets are fetishized and elevated to the status of national figures.
The Losing LuLu cult of ritualistic dog murders descended upon the White House, scimitars in hand, their ceremonial robes cloaking them into the shadowy darkness. They had but one mission that night: the blood of the First Dog of the United States would be spilled, for how else would they show that he is loved.
Well maybe he shouldn't have voted for a fucking fascist
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