Cw: big time misogyny

  • Lerios [hy/hym]
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    3 years ago

    Can someone let me know where the fuck all this university orgy stuff is happening? Because i live in dorms and let me tell you, if it is happening, it sure as shit isn't happening to me :cowboy-cri: :flag-lesbian-pride:

    • wantonviolins [they/them]M
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      3 years ago

      I think it’s one of those things where people hear about a threesome and fish story it into a whole orgy, or like they’re actually part of some elite school where everyone has the time and money to do expensive drugs and have novel sexual experiences

      the rest of us, going to the state school, working 1-3 jobs in our spare time, can’t find the time to fuck once a week

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      3 years ago

      Lived in the dorms. People were definitely getting laid. But they were mostly monogamous couples or, at least, semester long romances.

      Plenty of cheap beer in college and lots of cute co-eds to flirt with. But the orgies were always in short supply.

  • save_vs_death [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    why do half of these conservative rants read like the person is furiously masturbating while typing it

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    frats, jocks, townies, professors and gamers I can live with, but if my enchanting son is getting a daily Alaskan pressure wash by a boisterous troupe of gamblers, greasers, tumblers, mummers, and buskers... well I would cancel that tuition check to Lord Fauntleroy's Fancy lad Academy tout-suite!

  • Metalorg [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Is there something wrong with women getting Eiffel Towered if they wanted? Does that Eiffel towering somehow stop said woman from studying at university?

    • MiraculousMM [he/him, any]M
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      3 years ago

      There's so many layers of misogyny baked into the idea that having casual sex and earning a degree are somehow mutually exclusive.

      • wantonviolins [they/them]M
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        3 years ago

        everyone knows the female orgasm scrambles the brain like those anti-drug PSAs from the 80’s!!

        yes I did get my entire sexual education from hentai, how did you know

    • Wogre [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Asocial esoteric leftists who work at shoe stores and spend their free time on and off trying to write a novel.

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    So will they guarantee that my daughters are having a good time?

  • discontinuuity [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    This nerd is just jealous she didn't get laid in college because she was too busy studying

      • OgdenTO [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Reading her posts makes me wonder what terrible things happened to her in college. She seems to be coping with something.

        • congressbaseballfan [she/her]
          hexagon
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          3 years ago

          Honestly, she was probably a victim of sexual violence and has unfortunately taken to this mechanism of coping :/

    • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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      edit-2
      3 years ago

      Didn't you know? Females run out of eggs at the age of 17.

      Society doesn't have a pedophilia problem nope, it's totally about biology, trust us.

      • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]
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        3 years ago

        I think he's talking about the eggs in the Buddhist sense. Yes, she's already out of eggs the moment she was born. Knowing that this is the case, every moment with her eggs is a blessing and letting go of the eggs is the transcendence that precedes peace.

          • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]
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            3 years ago

            Look, I got all my Buddhist teachings from hour long lofi hip hop videos on YouTube. One ought to look elsewhere for using ones eggs to achieve transcendental enlightenment via a deeper understanding of zen