https://twitter.com/josiahhughes/status/1409522724142202882?s=21
Caffeine is a drug but
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Drugs are cool
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No-one wants to hear about your drug experiences
Struggle session over
No-one wants to hear about your drug experiences
This is the problem with alcohol, because when you're drunk you forget that nobody cares that you're drunk
The first morning dose of that drug you're addicted to is one of the finest things in life.
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Here's a link to a home cold brew recipe. I've never bothered to make it, though for no particular reason.
Sorry for the NYT link :( Plz no wall.
It takes 12+ hours to make cold brew from scratch so it's not something you can just whip up more of. If you guessed wrong yesterday you're fucked.
Wait shit I misread this, IDK how you run out of iced coffee unless it's just something simple like "the fridge ran out and we have to chill a new batch."
My local coffee shop serves family-owned nicaraguan coffee for 1.25$ a cup. Its the only stuff i can drink at this point.
:garf-troll: You don't hate coffee culture, you hate capitalism
I just like to fine tune the exact moment of my morning shit :shrug-outta-hecks:
Clock in at work, spend 10 minutes making coffee, work for an hour, spend 15 minutes taking a juul shit, refill the thermos, then first break is only an hour and a half away. Every day, like clockwork.
I quit caffeine and nicotine this year.
I still love them both, the only way I was able to quit is by rationalizing that I want to be more combat-effective and resilient in the revolution
Yeah. If you keep your body clean for now, then those things will hit even harder when you consume them during the rev!
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Still haven't kicked nicotine, and i don't really want to either, but i'm basically done with regular caffeine consumption.
More like Tzarbucks since it’s run by known DemocRAT communist billionaire Howard Schultz 😤
Everyone here has forgotten the most useful application of caffeine. Hardcore gaming.
imagine not thinking about the human suffering of child slavery and environmental degradation embodied in delivering tropical beans to the imperial core. get your psychoactives locally you upper latitude fucks. i will not be answering any questions.
But if I drink a tea of the local caffeine-containing plant here, I'll be doing a cultural appropriation.
i tried some yaupon a while back and i've only had the one kind but it was absolutely spit-it-in-the-sink foul
That's not my experience with it. As I've made it, it's basically identical to yerba maté, which is not surprising, since the plants are fairly closely related. I prefer coffee and tea, but I'd adjust pretty quickly if those were hard to get.
That's good to know that there might be some better stuff out there. Mine was Yaupon Brothers brand. Maybe I had too many expectations but I remember thinking it tasted like alfalfa hay and a bit of manure. I'm open to trying it again if I see a different kind sometime 🍵
That's why I drink my artificially caffeinated corn-syrup like a true god-fearing american
Love coffee. So tasty. Coffee culture as it is represented as required to exist is sad because to me it's just taking a lovely buzzy lil psychoactive plant and turning it into some sort of requirement to exist.
And yes of course you can be addicted to it.
I mean. Yeah. Caffeine is a drug, albeit one whose use is not only normalized but practically required to function in modern society (and whose side effects are relatively mild maybe)
Hey I like being able to reliably evacuate myself every morning
practically required to function in modern society
There is literally no benefit to being addicted to caffeine. When you're addicted, drinking caffeine makes you feel like you have more energy because it makes you feel like garbage when you don't drink it. At no point does it actually do anything positive for you.
I mean yeah, kinda. I like things which contain caffeine, but I almost treat it with the same respect I'd treat cocaine or something, even though it's not as addictive and not nearly as harmful. Just because I don't wanna deal with any kind of addiction lol
Actually, we took on three more clients at work just after they laid half of us off "due to the COVID19 virus" so I've learned to lucid dream and come up with most of my graphic designs when I'm sleeping. Now I can just sketch them out quickly in the morning on the ride to work, which really frees up time in the evenings so I can squeeze in a few more Doordash runs. You can find a way to make anything productive!
:shrek-pixel-despair: There is no escape, not even in your dreams :shrek-pixel-despair:
Me falling asleep at fuckin' 5 pm every day and then waking up at like 9 pm then finding myself completely unable to fall asleep until like 1 am.
When I need to reset my sleep schedule, I take NyQuil at like 8 pm and am out by 10.
I usually only need to do this one day but I wouldn’t do it more than 2 days in a row.
Pretty sure I heard a blurb on the news the other day that coffee helps prevent dementia.
hot take, we need to remove moral stigma from all substance use so that we can actually support the health of people. because of course caffeine is a drug; doing it way too much is awful for your health. we just don't talk about it because coffee = good and drugs = bad so coffee can't hurt you.
