CellularArrest [any]

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  • CellularArrest [any]togamesBackpack Hero
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    3 years ago

    I played through it once and enjoyed it a lot, but it runs really poorly in my browser and I can't seem to make it any better outside of making it postage stamp sized.


  • CellularArrest [any]togamesWhy are MEGACORPS so against emulators?
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    3 years ago

    Please we beg you, come play our new game.

    It's kind of like our old game that you love so much but it's not as fun but we added a casino where you never get what you want. It also costs $15 a month to access.

    Also it's not finished, no we do not know when it will be finished. Also our executives are sex pests.

    Do you like NFTs?


  • Advertisers: "Oh no please don't run our ads against videos that contain content that might be 'controversial'. You know, things like trans rights."

    Also Advertisers: "Yes we would love to place a billboard in your murder simulator."






  • CellularArrest [any]togamesITT we recommend non-violent games
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    3 years ago

    Pyre is one of my favorite games.

    IMO it's Supergiants best game, and was hugely overlooked.

    It's one part interactive novel, one part simplistic (yet fun) fantasy sports game, and has a very left story which is nice.

    Also the soundtrack is incredible.








  • CellularArrest [any]tochapotraphouse*Permanently Deleted*
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    3 years ago

    The website created in response to an irony poisoned subreddit being nixed, that was created as a fan subreddit for an irony poisoned podcast is irony poisoned?

    :shocked-pikachu:

    Also, I am happy to have you all. I love you nerds.


  • CellularArrest [any]toaskchapo*Permanently Deleted*
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    3 years ago

    Sekiro and Elden Ring had the same problem IIRC.

    My tinfoil hat theory is they release their games with easily fixable controller issues specifically to dissuade the people who understand how to torrent an exe and run it, but not how to resolve any tech issues otherwise.

    There are two ways to resolve the ER controller error. The first being unplug any USB inputs that ARE NOT your controller while the game boots and once you've determined your controller is working, plug them back in. The slightly more technical way is to update your version of the game to the latest patch, which can (kind of) suck if you don't know what you're doing because you don't have steam to do it for you.

    I downloaded the fitgirl repack, the patches and instructions for that version can be found here. It's the first "Featured Comment" I'm not sure if this will work with any other pirated copy.


  • CellularArrest [any]togames*Permanently Deleted*
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    3 years ago

    I pirated this game and at first I regretted it because I was worried about missing out on the MP stuff.

    The more I read about the unoriginal and unfunny joke spam, the broken pvp, and unhelpful messages the more I'm certain I made the correct choice.