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literally within weeks of the massive, internationally discussed building collapse tragedy. hate living in this fucking state
Bad, played out infrastructure plan: "There's so much congestion. Why don't we build another lane to reduce traffic?"
Brilliant, sublime, sexy infrastructure plan: "There's so much congestion! Let's build another lane, but underground and only for some people and make sure to build it where everything floods all the time."
Even adding another lane doesn't reduce traffic, interestingly. However, still far less hair brained than this. :train-shining:
You're right. I was trying to imply adding another lane is already the laziest idea possible.
Oh it can be both, especially when you're building below sea level in an area prone to developing sinkholes due to its limestone aquifers
So the Vegas one is gonna be the fire tunnel, anyone wanna take bets on whether this is gonna be the water tunnel due to being built beneath the water table, or earth tunnel due to opening up and then immediately getting swallowed by a sinkhole and taking half the city with it?
I think it'll also be the fire tunnel since this thing is gonna have a major wreck in the first month after it opens
The Tesla Gamer tunnel but since its all flooded by groundwater they use Musk's cave submarine instead.
I'm submitting my counter offer rn.
"Okay what if you have a car but it's very long, and it runs on rails. I'm thinking about having it stop at multiple stations throughout the city. We can call it the S.U.B.W.A.Y, I already filed the patent."
aren't you not even allowed basements in most of Florida, let alone a fucking car tunnel
Connect them all together so you can hold more passengers!
yep, this guy is gonna be under the water table, and if it isn't then it's gonna accelerate some sinkhole formation and get swallowed into the earth, taking some city blocks with it too
We'll make it out of glass and it'll double as an aquarium for another 10 mil.
When entire neighborhoods in Fort Lauderdale sink into this thing, Elon's gonna sue the state of Florida for ruining his perfect prototype, and he'll probably win in court.
Not only is this a horrible idea but they built it in fucking FLORIDA. That whole damn thing is going to be flooded in 20 years after a moderately sized wave
I lived in the fll/miami area for a couple of years and the cognitive dissonance around me made me feel like a madman.
Beautiful weather, beautiful beaches, but god damn I near lost my mind there.
these chumps can't even manage to maintain a fucking sewer system but yeah no this sounds great
It's nothing but porous limestone or straight up water anytime you dig more than 5-10ft down in Ft Lauderdale lol
Honestly doubt they get far enough for fire to be a concern, it's just gonna flood.
water being on fire seems to become the theme of the decade huh
cant wait for a startup to set the sky on fire when they try to fix the atmosphere next decade
Lmfao a battery fire in a tunnel like that isn't going to go out anytime soon.
That's the genius of building it in Florida.
Any fire will quickly be extinguished by flooding from the surrounding limestone and mud.
I would be scared as fuck to go in that thing in the exploding battery car.
Not to mention it's Florida lol, there's a reason there aren't more than like two tunnels in the state, it's all marshland.
Sure. Lithium and water famously mix very well. A little too well even.
one of those tunnels is in ft lauderdale, this city's hubris knows no bounds
