https://twitter.com/therealsmorlote/status/1414624308014551042?s=19
https://nitter.snopyta.org/therealsmorlote/status/1414624308014551042?s=19
Lol, nothing is even happening in Cuba anymore, like 1000 of their dumbest citizens marched around for an hour on Sunday and quit. But the Miami Gusanos are still in the streets waving thin blue line flags, working themselves into a frenzy until they finally do Bay of Pigs again.
Please do this. I'm begging you, i want to see the red faced 60 year old gusano boaters trying to dodge lead in their pontoons so badly.
Want to see a 60-year-old gusano pulling a "Beautiful Boater Parade" and getting swamped by the twelve others sailing right next to him. Then he washes ashore in Cuba, gets pulled out of the water by local fishermen, is rushed to a nearby hospital, and wakes up literally living the "Counter-revolution? Retaking Havana? New American government? What are you talking about comrade? This island has always been a Marxist-Leninist bastion of Socialist Liberation" meme.
I wanna see the Cubans fend them off with vintage Soviet helicopters. Let's goooooo
Who's ready to see some overweight 65+ retired gusano boomers die of a heart attack trying to outrun machine gun fire?
I’m imagining a dumbkirk situation where billionaire gusano boats sink millionaire gusano boats on the way there
Probably fake, but would be the most Trump era thing to happen in the Biden era.
Oh man, "a bay of, you know, the thing" is just perfect. I am actually cackling right now :michael-laugh:
It's true. Just another senile old man in the halls of power, doing evil but making me laugh while he does it.
taking a picture of my AIS map and saying every boat on it is an elite supersoldier that will activate on word from the president.
https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/centerx:-79.8/centery:24.3/zoom:7
There's way more supersoldiers in the Bahamas right now. Did they get lost?
Someone prove to me that that isn't just a picture of random marine traffic.
It would be extremely funny if a handful of delusional small business tyrants sailed to Cuba, only to end up arrested and pissing themselves in public.
I really hope some idiot actually tries to do it. It be like the PMCs in Venezuela all over again.
The Beautiful Boaters armada is coming! :frothingfash: :usurper: :tacticool: :the-gunman: :gun-shapiro: :gerald:
Is there an exil population that hates their homeland more then Gusanos
KMT-by-way-of-Taiwan Chinese Nationalists, maybe.
Randroid Russians would also be on the list.
Wanna-be Rhodenisans, too.
Vietnamese gusanos maybe? Don't know if they hate their homeland more than Cuban gusanos, but they're certainly up there.
as they travel towards cuba, a figure rises from the sea
:xibe-check:
My brain keeps reading that hashtag as #SoScuba
Which, you know, Scuba stuff is cool
All I can think about is that song from the Japanese Christian cult VHS from that Best of the Worst episode
Thinking about it, this SOS probably also has about as many Christian fundamentalists involved with it
