https://twitter.com/Vinncent/status/1415340935819505665

  • DasKarlBarx [he/him,comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    Him dying from hiccups would be one of the funniest things.

    Him trying to campaign while still having hiccups might be even funnier, especially if it gets him after he loses.

  • MasterCombine [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    This motherfucker has to be the most hospitalized politician in history. How is he still alive

  • Catherine_Steward [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    Goddamn, I can't even imagine having hiccups for an extended period. Sounds like hell. Perfect for him.

    • Malspoken [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      No way this is hiccups and not a cover for something else. Hiccups can be a neurological issue and he's having bowel issues too? Something is killing him and we won't figure out what until he's dead

      • ZestyDwarf [he/him,comrade/them]
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        3 years ago

        Told my mom who used to be a nurse about the hiccups, she just immediately said stomach cancer. Fingers crossed!

    • Pynchonesque [she/her, he/him]
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      3 years ago

      I had hiccups for like half a day once and it was awful. Would only wish it on people like Bolsonaro.

  • RNAi [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Remember some ten days ago when he got a visit from like the CIA director or whatever? Maybe they pulled a Jovenel Moïse on him, we can only pray

  • bruh [any]
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    3 years ago

    Don't laugh this must be very distressing for mr. Bolsonaro he might die of hiccups. don't laugh and don't imagine him doing hiccups like Donald Duck would.

  • Esoteir [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    smh i can't believe he stole fizzy lifting drinks

  • joaomarrom [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    AHAHAHAHA HE HAS A BOWEL OBSTRUCTION AND WILL LIKELY NEED EMERGENCY SURGERY

    AHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK HE IS LITERALLY GOING TO DIE COVERED IN SHIT

    DIE BITCH FUCKING DIE

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      3 years ago

      Bolsonaro will just have his head grafted on to Dick Cheney and Henry Kissinger until he can get into his next term of office.

    • SerLava [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      On the bright side, i created this emoji for EXACTLY these situations: :michael-laugh:

      That is Michael Brooks immediately after finding out Jair Bolsonaro tested positive for covid.

  • Hoyt [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Damn must suck having hiccups like that. Here's hoping his stay at the hospital can still his lungs.

    • MarxistHedonism [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      Was trying to post an upside down Mussolini emoji, but I can’t find one. Do we really not have that?

        • MarxistHedonism [she/her]
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          3 years ago

          Thank you for helping me find it. I actually ended up scrolling through all of the emojis, found :scared-fash:, and then searched for “fash” which brought me to :no-fash:.