Or you could just fucking arrest them all for gross negligence resulting in catastrophic loss of life.
But then that would be actually doing something
Holding Republicans accountable by writing their crimes down on clay tablets and burying them so that future civilizations will know what they did
"This is not a place of honor. No esteemed deeds are remembered here. They Florida'd my Fauci."
Holding Congress accountable by quietly singing History is Watching from Hamilton.
Can't do that. Then you'd have to arrest most if not every governor including daddy Cuomo and Newsom.
So instead we'll take snide swipes and wonder why we got absolutely rolled in the midterms.
This just seems like the logical end point where everything has to be solved by debates and as such, gives words way too much meaning over actions, right?
This is just DRUMPF but for people who aren't
It would be cool if Biden did anything like that
So we can definitively conclude that he won't.
"Don't Florida my Fauci" - phrases generated by my liberal twitter AI algorithm
One of my coworkers unironically used this in the company group chat a few weeks ago and it made me want to die
Ah yes because the Moscow Mitch copper mugs worked SO WELL right?
I got it straight from the foul teat of Slate dot com
Haha that's sooo funny. Haha. My beer koozie says "just fucking send in the military into Florida otherwise shut the fuck up"
