Just learned that one of my partner's coworkers has a kid named Atlas
Naming kids with last names always sounds weird. Hi Hunter, this is Cooper and Tanner. Fuck off.
shoutout to my adopted friend who's probably one of the only non-white Hunters in existence
An Exclusive Roster of Paul Ryan's Interns
(FIRST ROW, L-R): Braylen Lucas, Wyatt Stanwick, Kennedy Kennedy, Blair Callahan, Whitley Sneath, Peyton Finley, Muffy Grant
(SECOND ROW, L-R): Percy Haverford Kinney, Sissy Smithson, Jackson Middleford, Chip Watson, Hays Baurfort, Pearce Fallow, Kip Trivialton, Barbara Bush
(THIRD ROW, L-R): Cece Bankhead, Wells Templeton, Topper Low, Randall Beringer, Alexandra "Buzz" Blinkonville, Robert Probert, Wheatley Brooke, Flannery Elliott, Brighton Ramsey
(FOURTH ROW, L-R): Carter Cartington, Gremley Stratton, Margot Butler, Corn Dog, Gigi Hall, Gussie Sherlock, Shiloh Kent, Kent Shiloh, Kent Shiloh Kent, Shiloh Kent Kent, Booger Pruitt-Treen, Bailey Colby
(FIFTH ROW, L-R): Bethy McBeth, Rowan Hedgecock, Knock Knock, Hannah Hambleton, Grove Vanderbilt, Wellington Jernigan, Cullen Sellers, Dick McCock, Tegan Teigan , Carter Heller, Westy Nicholson, Emlyn Dillon, Nesbitt Cooch, Wilkins Stucker III, Daddy's Little Girl, Britt van Eisen, Brinton Griffin, Cruise Woodland, Rhody Crenshaw
It continues . . .
Kennedy Kennedy kind of gives it away early, but I do love the Shiloh Kent iterations
Seems a little too important. Naming a kid after a dude who holds up the literal world does kinda speak a bit about the parents.
Telemachus Sneezed
Chronos Farted
It's fun to make up sequel names.
Only 12 to work with, and you're lucky if people know 2 of them.
Now olympians give you something to work with.
fuck, you can really tell I just started playing Hades
I still gotta play it. I know I'm gonna love it but haven't had the cash for it and it hasn't gone on sale for the switch recently.
Name shaming is bizarre. If a whole generation gives their kids "weird names" then the perceived "problem" of them getting bullied for their name withers away, so what exactly are we criticizing here?
You don't get it. This is a website where we vent our misplaced rage about the far reaching consequences of capitalism, but we take it out on Twitter nobodys.
Country singer Dustin Lynch chose his name the same way, but his surname was a job his ancestors did instead of his first name.
So in 100 years we’ll have babies named Cashier or Clerk. “Hi my name is Associate, good to meet you”
"Hey dad, I want you to meet my boyfriend: YouTuber Smith."
I'm gonna just make some up. Let the lathe of heaven do as it may:
Jaster
Quinoa
Bastion
Elven (No! No Alvin!)
Veena
Clarn't
Edit: My last boss's kids names
Ocean
Leeluu
Omg, please back away from the Lathe of Heaven slowly
How common is the name Bastion for a baby born in 2020?
Bastion was the 4097th most popular boys name.
In 2020 there were only 24 baby boys named Bastion.
1 out of every 76,310 baby boys born in 2020 are named Bastion
Edit: Aaaaaaaaaa
Son, you can be anything you want to be. But if you grow up to be a robot who can turn into a stationary Gatling gun, I’d be so proud of you
Mine hasn't shown up, it totally is one but it's super rare. Also my parents are way older than this particular naming trend. They just liked how it sounds.
Agreed, motherfuckers in this post mocking anyone not named after a prophet or disciple
Is Ayn a white name? Rand is the only person I've ever heard with that name. I thought it was pronounced as "Ann" for a long time, which flows a lot better off the tongue; Ann Rand vs Ayn Rand
Ayn Rand was a pen name, she was Russian and also gave herself the name Alice O'Connor
