https://x.com/JoshEakle/status/1736439659230552553

  • PKMKII [none/use name]
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    7 months ago

    OMFG the only reason you get these sort of fast food/gas stations/middling hotel clusters is because they’re next to an INTERSTATE EXIT, placed there by CENTRAL PLANNERS. God these fucks are so baby brained that they think anything they like in society just exists naturally and not as the result of active planning and processes.

    • 4zi [he/him, comrade/them]
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      7 months ago

      Wdym, the combination Pizza Hut/long John silvers/Taco Bell has existed out in the wild since at least 15000 BC

    • RoabeArt [he/him]
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      7 months ago

      "Centralization is when everything looks the same."

      Meanwhile you could uproot the buildings in that photo and plop them back down by some other highway interchange and absolutely nobody would notice the difference.

        • huf [he/him]
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          7 months ago

          how would anyone be able to tell? the sign says "springfield 11 miles". there's always a springfield.

      • MayoPete [he/him, comrade/them]
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        7 months ago

        Nuh uh! This one has a five-over-one and lines of trees hiding all the fast food places because "upscale living"

    • 7bicycles [he/him]
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      7 months ago

      This is just "understanding history is marxism" again in the same veign as the ever popular "roads were always built for cars"

      • HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]
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        7 months ago

        i'm jus riffing here but i think in a sense history is a necessarily collectivist endeavor. it's memory at mass scale. the liberal subject has no use for causes and effects outside their own recollections.

  • Egon [they/them]
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    7 months ago

    I hate to tell Josn this, but that image was created by central planners. Urban planners decided how to zone that area and, most likely created an incentive for a gas station to sprout up right around there, from which they expected something like this to develop.
    The urban planners just thought such a development was a good idea, as compared to the planners of Moscow, who thought greenspace and housing was pretty cool.
    Both types of planner thought their type was the most "efficient". They just had different parameters for what efficiency meant.

    • barrbaric [he/him]
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      7 months ago

      Actually it's not central planning because any fast food shithole or gas station conglomerate could open a location on the lots allocated specifically to those types of businesses :smuglord:

      • Egon [they/them]
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        7 months ago

        I wish a brutal accident upon your house Mr. Smug de Lorde

    • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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      7 months ago

      there are a lot of places in America that lack central planning. Houston for instance is the largest area on earth without formal central planning, and that's why it's horrifying sprawl with highway access roads right in front of people's houses, or elementary schools built next to sulfur refineries

      • Egon [they/them]
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        7 months ago

        Houston doesn't have zoning or roads mapped thru it?
        The only city I know of that truly doesn't have planning is Mexico city

        • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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          7 months ago

          Houston has no formal zoning or planning. The closest thing is a list development ordinances that says how roads are supposed to be built, but nothing about where roads need to go.

  • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    Sorry. Not Beautiful. And no amount of authoritarian jingoism is going to change that.

    • voight [he/him, any]
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      7 months ago

      He's acting like he's looking at Hong Kong. I think his point is the "chaos and natural beauty of franchises vying for small plots" he thinks it isn't authoritarian somehow

      Unless by authoritarian jingoism you mean using the term as an attack on the mindless foreigner drones

  • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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    7 months ago

    one of the corporations in this image, Exxon, is partially responsible for various genocides in the middle east and the American war in Iraq

    another one of the pictured corporations, Sunoco, is owned by Energy Transfer. That's the company that owns the Dakota Access Pipeline. In 2016, police gave over 300 protestors hypothermia by spraying them with water hoses in sub-freezing temperatures.

    Another depicted company is Shell, and they're Dutch so do I really need to say more

    • carpoftruth [any, any]
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      7 months ago

      Young men come to me with tears in their eyes, they say they searched "European bikini mall" and it just rips them up inside

    • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]M
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      7 months ago

      I get what Preston meant by "authoritarian tolerance" but seeing him string those two words together still makes me laugh

  • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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    7 months ago

    What’s missing is the 2 mile long line of people waiting in their cars for the food bank because they’re excited for the chaos of the market

    • bigboopballs [he/him]
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      7 months ago

      2 mile long line of people waiting in their cars for the food bank

      but muh soviet bread lines

      • Greenleaf [he/him]
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        7 months ago

        Fun fact: there was a famine in the USSR immediately following WWII. But after that, “bread lines” weren’t really a thing in the USSR until the late 80s, when Gorbachev threw a bunch of market reform monkey wrenches into the works which directly caused the “bread lines”.

      • Egon [they/them]
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        7 months ago

        Those were bad because they didn't have to pay for the bread

        • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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          7 months ago

          I had a roommate who was homeless for 20 years prior who made a Soviet bread line comment. I pointed out you gotta wait in line to buy bread anywhere, at least this was free, that totally changed his tune. He didn't know it was free bread. This was a dude who knew to get up early on Sundays cause churches did free meals those days and he'd go church to church, pack up those meals and store em in the fridge and that was his meals for the week. Once he realized it was a less painting the ass version of what he was doing and also guaranteed on not reliant on churches that he wasn't too into he changed his attitude immediately. It's amazing how anti communist propaganda makes something pretty normal into some sign of dystopia.

            • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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              7 months ago

              The easiest anti capitalist own is to remind d people to compare socialist states to other states that existed contemporarily or historically instead of comparing them to the absolute extent of ideals that you don't even believe in. If you can't do thst for a different ideology than you must do the same for your own.

  • Poogona [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    Love the idea that this shit is the equivalent of a bustling Byzantine marketplace

    Sure it might lack the closeness, the public space for walking, the people talking and haggling, the smells and the displays, but it has the only thing that is truly valuable about a marketplace which is shit being sold in it

  • Beaver [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    This photo is exponentially more beautiful than anything posted by bluechecks

    PIGPOOPBALLS

  • chungusamonugs [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    I can both smell and hear this picture and they're both unpleasant and repugnant.

  • davel [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    I don’t think anyone should Trust the underlying motivations of anything Carlson ever says, but this wasn’t too bad, and will resonate with the working class’ lived experience, so, may Eakle’s rebuttal fall on deaf ears.

    • kristina [she/her]
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      7 months ago

      This is how you can tell he is a fascist, when right wingers coopt leftist language you need to start lifting weights

      • HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]
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        7 months ago

        yeah, the trick they always pull is reducing practical criticisms to pure aesthetics. human misery can only be understood through the perpetuation of ugliness. if the misery at hand is beautiful, then it's acceptable to them.

    • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
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      7 months ago

      I listened to it and got bamboozled when they started making the entire spiel about ugly dollar store buildings. Like a classic case of "YOU WERE ALMOST THERE THEN YOU VEERED INTO THE FUCKING DITCH" with a healthy dash of "JESSE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT"

      And then giggled at tucker saying "I don't know what you'd call me because I'm criticizing capitalism in America, a socialist" or something along those lines. Partially because I would never put tucker and socialist in the same sentence nor did I ever thing I'd ever hear someone do that much less Mr. Swanson chicken nuggies himself.

      Also giggling at the horrific thought that Mr. Fucker might be trying to triangulate himself into making Maga communism a mainstream thing among his herd of hogs. My brain is painfully tingling in trying to parse through that sentence like a hamster on a wheel spinning so fast it trips up and goes spinning with the wheel and gets yeeted out of it

      • PKMKII [none/use name]
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        7 months ago

        If anything Tucker’s position is a Red Toryism variant. Hierarchical society with white Christian patriarchy at the top, but that patriarchy controls the market as to ensure the traditional family unit is protected.

          • PaulSmackage [he/him, comrade/them]
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            7 months ago

            I've always considered it "Grandpa's conservatism", very old school in a way not really seen in the modern conservative movement.

              • PaulSmackage [he/him, comrade/them]
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                7 months ago

                Yeah, it's a very White Canadian kind of thing. Classic polite fascism kind of stuff. My grandpa used to try and get into fights with these kinds of people.

                  • PaulSmackage [he/him, comrade/them]
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                    7 months ago

                    Oh he was cool. Native ww2 vet, fought on the western front. Had a file opened on him because he was involved with unions and had connections to communist orgs. Brawled with fascists on a regular basis after the war. Worked for the railroad. Used to sing IWW tunes round the campfire. Would slip me five bucks whenever i was around so i can get a snack at the corner store. Had a soviet penpal for over 40 years, and visited him twice during the 90s with my grandma. I still have his uniform, his photos, and his letters. The guy was an amateur photographer, and liked to practice calligraphy and film.

          • PKMKII [none/use name]
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            7 months ago

            Yeah no it’s an actual thing, although the red part is more metaphorical/relative. It’s sort of analogous to social democrats, the oppressive edge of aristocracy can be blunted with a robust welfare state.

      • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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        7 months ago

        Tucker Carlson is absolute cynical swine who believes in nothing other than making money and having an audience. He's doing the same thing that always happens to ousted conservative pundits/politicians, he's trying to triangulate on something that would make him an outsider but still resonate with hogs. And since he'll never be allowed back into the FoxNews fourth estate club, this is the only option he has. He can't keep being the same old Tucker, there are a million of those. He's gotta position himself as somehow different than those standard TV media people.

        i think sometimes people here forget how big Tucker was. He was getting 4 million people watching him per night, and then tens of million more would watch clips of his on Facebook or whatever. He's not getting those sorts of numbers back unless he starts getting wacky with it

    • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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      7 months ago

      one of the replies is the Mises Institute arguing that poverty is caused by not having gold backed currency I am going to bite my own face off

      • davel [he/him]
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        7 months ago

        Those dinosaurs still don’t get that it’s crypto that will set us free.

    • culpritus [any]
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      7 months ago

      heartbreaking

      Tucker has a sense of the zeitgeist as far as it keeps him relevant I guess.

  • Leegh [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    Wait until he finds out a lot of Western Capital cities like Washington DC and Paris were largely the result of central planning.

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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    7 months ago

    Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough!

    It isn’t fit for humans now,

    There isn’t grass to graze a cow.

    Swarm over, Death!

    Come, bombs and blow to smithereens

    Those air -conditioned, bright canteens,

    Tinned fruit, tinned meat, tinned milk, tinned beans,

    Tinned minds, tinned breath.

    Mess up the mess they call a town-

    A house for ninety-seven down

    And once a week a half a crown

    For twenty years.

    And get that man with double chin

    Who’ll always cheat and always win,

    Who washes his repulsive skin

    In women’s tears:

    And smash his desk of polished oak

    And smash his hands so used to stroke

    And stop his boring dirty joke

    And make him yell.

    But spare the bald young clerks who add

    The profits of the stinking cad;

    It’s not their fault that they are mad,

    They’ve tasted Hell.

    It’s not their fault they do not know

    The birdsong from the radio,

    It’s not their fault they often go

    To Maidenhead

    And talk of sport and makes of cars

    In various bogus-Tudor bars

    And daren’t look up and see the stars

    But belch instead.

    In labour-saving homes, with care

    Their wives frizz out peroxide hair

    And dry it in synthetic air

    And paint their nails.

    Come, friendly bombs and fall on Slough

    To get it ready for the plough.

    The cabbages are coming now;

    The earth exhales.

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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      7 months ago

      This is a poem by John Betjamin and he unfortunately later apologized for it. I should give credit lest Harry bomberguy come to my house in the dead of night