bro it's IoT bro. what do you mean you don't need a smart fridge bro. it can talk to your alexa and coordinate with your smart tv bro. it can enrich your life bro. bro it can communicate with your phone bro. it'll can tell your smart coffee maker to make coffee bro. it can tell your smart buttplug to vibrate bro. you're a caveman bro.
on a serious note, even an innocuous device can harvest tons of data. a facebook buttplug would be able to generate your work schedule, your eating habits, whether you're single or not, whether you're stably employed, how exploitable you are, how exploitable your data is. data is the next gold for a reason.
Laugh at me all you want, I have smart plug for my space heater. Now I don't have to worry about whether I left it on when I invariably worry about it. Before, I always had to run back and check because "I would burn the complex down, it's too big a risk!" I can just open an app and check if there's power going to it.
bro it's IoT bro. what do you mean you don't need a smart fridge bro. it can talk to your alexa and coordinate with your smart tv bro. it can enrich your life bro. bro it can communicate with your phone bro. it'll can tell your smart coffee maker to make coffee bro. it can tell your smart buttplug to vibrate bro. you're a caveman bro.
your smart buttplug vibrates when your coffee is ready
alexa please make me nut.
all this sounds unironically good though 🥵🥵
it's all fun and games until mark zukerberg uses data from your facebook buttplug to blackmail you into sucking him off.
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blackmailing people into sex isn't about enjoying sex
what kind of data can a buttplug possibly collect
on a serious note, even an innocuous device can harvest tons of data. a facebook buttplug would be able to generate your work schedule, your eating habits, whether you're single or not, whether you're stably employed, how exploitable you are, how exploitable your data is. data is the next gold for a reason.
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Lotsa shit
there was a thing a while back with a smart buttplug recording audio and sending it back to the company
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That's it, this whole thread is getting locked up
yall joking but i straight up got a smart buttplug linked to my spotify
Imagine dying in a buttplug accident because u accidently put on a grindcore playlist.
🤔🤔🤔
Laugh at me all you want, I have smart plug for my space heater. Now I don't have to worry about whether I left it on when I invariably worry about it. Before, I always had to run back and check because "I would burn the complex down, it's too big a risk!" I can just open an app and check if there's power going to it.
I'm sure this post is talking about needless luxury. This sort of thing vastly improves your quality of life, but would a smart fridge do that?
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It could, but people lobby against making filing taxes easier.
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This is true. There's been some effort to make the tax process less strenuous over the years, and Intuit and others always lead the effort against it