Probably keep getting fired for browsing 8chan at work and refusing vaccines
Laziness: classy if you're right-wing. Trashy if you're left-wing.
A good communist is also a good worker. Just a good worker that knows how to build consciousness with their co-workers and when to leverage their labor power against the boss.
Well yeah, you're a good worker, but you use your labor to help others and not increase your personal productivity. Like if someone's tired you pick up their slack, if someone's having a hard time learning, you help them out, etc.
That is way more important for building solidarity than being perceived as the "lazy" worker that everyone else has to pick up slack for.
They ask those questions on the personality quizzes for a reason. The "correct" answer is that you bear down and get your work done, the "incorrect" answer is that you take your time, and the "dangerous" answer is that you help others to finish their work.
Have you never had to take a personality test for a job? It's not uncommon
I took one on the job. But by the end there they were doing some weird Business Cult shit in the executive boardroom and I was out as soon as I could land a better offer.
almost every low paying retail/food/et.c type job requires you to do it…during the application
Even though a lot of things suck about capitalism, I still take pride in my work under it. Plus I'm currently doing some research on jobs in healthcare, research, tech, and media. All of those industries have some meaning to me and porky's blows will be easier to cushion if I can at least tell myself I'm doing a net positive for the world or just doing something I find some fun in.
A lot of them are probably problem-makers at work to begin with - harassers and the like. Those that aren't probably just start getting super weird after their "Q Awakening" and start causing so much shit at the office that they end up getting fired, and from there paranoia-spiral into being unable to work again.
They can't keep a job because they become unbearably annoying and bring up skull shapes or weirdass conspiracy theories while at work.
We're having trouble hiring right now because when we ask people if they're vaccinated half the time they snap and go full Qanon, otherwise it's young college kids that ghost us because they probably got a better paying job before their first day because literally everywhere is hiring.
Rapidly approaching the cool zone :cool-zone:
Never seems to slow down my Chud coworkers. The Libs are the ones that keep all their cards close to the chest.
You have to have a STEMlord job or some other email thing to post all day and not get fired. A lot of the people who post on these shit-tier right-wing websites are "that weird guy on the job site who never shuts up about Joe Biden eating babies"
I‘m jealous of how they can look at reality and just be like „No.“
Jamming my toe into the bedpost for the hundredth time and blaming Antifa.
This is the unlimited power of terminal online Facebook exposure.
It's the only realistic option available. The alternative is becoming a mass shooter or something.
pretty lady smile at me. make me feel valid. feel smart. pretty lady thinks i make right decision :blob-no-thoughts:
I mean, the meme doesn't work on me because I have object permanence, but if a pretty lady/dude wanted to manipulate me irl I'm sure agreeing with what I say and smiling would work. I'm not above admitting I have a simple psychology at the end of the day.
Sure but it'd need to be an actual pretty lady, not a jpeg of one
This graphic is unintentionally brilliant.
It means now Republicans find themselves The Other. Let's see how they like it. The whole world is turning their backs on them and alienating them.
Can't wait to see Republicans with a martyrdom complex and a giant chip on their shoulders over the economic downturn.
Really excited to relive the 70s
They've been doing this shit heavy since 2008, before that too of course but the current iteration started with Obama
